MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

Issue No. 27 — 01-21-21

High on the vine! A suspected “missed pickup'“ had crates of Colombian bananas sent to Canadian grocers stacked w/two dozen cocaine bricks/ RCMP

<> PULL QUOTE: “Go ahead, I’ll take your head clean off.”

-Machete armed suspect Matthew Hazlett, 35, growled to his ex-girlfriend before snatching her purse and rifling through it. 

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