MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

Issue No. 57 — 02-25-21

A statue of Queen Elizabeth II moored at a Victoria, Canada petting zoo was “beheaded” by vandals on Wednesday. Cops: ‘The head has not been recovered.’

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I’m Going To Fucking Kill Your Dog!’

-Owner of Rex shouted to the owner of Bandit after bad blood boiled at a Brooklyn dog run. The owner ended up stabbing Bandit a…