Murders, Mayhem & Malfeasance

Murders, Mayhem & Malfeasance

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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

“It comes to you. This stuff just flies through the air. They send this information 'beamed' out over the fucking place, you just got to know how to grab it, see. I know how to grab it.”-Kelso, “Heat”

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Issue No. 13 — 01-05-21

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“Remove the fucking gay motherfuckers from your magazine or I’m going to fucking kill your kids.” -Sonia Tabizada, 36, of San Jacinto, California promised D.C. Catholic prep school for decision to include same-sex unions in alumni magazine.

<Runner-up: “These guys don’t leave anything, they watch TV too.” -Ogden, Utah …

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