MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

Issue No. 97 — 04-12-21

FAIRY TAILS

Two middleaged sea scallywags were brought into custody in Western Cape, South Africa on April 10 for nicking about 4,500 crayfish tails worth R 450,900 ($30,000 USD). / South African Police Service

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