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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1080 — 07—27—26
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘If They Move… Shoot!’
-Payroll Robber To Cronies
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Jerk Getting Off In Walmart Electronics Section (Denton, TX)
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▀ ‘Up To No Good’ (Rapid City, SD)
▀ Rotten Apple (Rapid City, SD)
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▀ Grifting Clerk (Seven Hills, OH)
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▀ Brother Styled With Ankle Bracelet Wails On Younger Bro At Birthday Party (Highland Heights, OH)
▀ Welp, Yelp! (Highland Heights, OH)
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▀ Fired Salt Lake Worker Caught Lodging Threats To Out-Of-State Insurance Salesman (Mayfield, OH)
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▀ Doggie Dropoff Is Ruff! (Des Plaines, IL)
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▀ Good Doc Acting Bad? (Long Beach, WA)
▀ Mystery McDeviants Stirring Up Trouble (Long Beach, WA)
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▀ Perv Nabbed Flashing Woman Shopper (Renton, WA)
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▀ Baby Clutching Man Fending Off Miss Chompers (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ Second Hand Chronic (Grass Valley, CA)
▀ Beau Roughs Up Girlfriend After He’s Caught Cheating
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▀ Punk Hit Ex Galpal With Pickup (Gillette, WY)
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⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Ghoul Tosses Woman Out Of Minivan And Onto Highway (Chicago, IL)
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▀ 252 LBS. Flower Fleeced (Costa Mesa, CA)
A TRIO PILFERED heaps of cannabis with a crowbar.
Footage shows the bud bandits craftily breaking into the vault where all the ganja was supposed to be secured.
When they were done and done with the break-in, they had scored 252 pounds of sinsemilla.
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⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ (Kalamazoo, MI)
ALL KINDS OF dope was collected in a bust that saw three perps facing narco raps.
The calvary arrived at a home on Grant Street back on June 16 where they busted three traffickers — a 49-year-old man, and a woman and a man (both 25) — taken into custody and brought up on felonies.
The raid yielded three-fourths pound of fentanyl, a quarter pound of crack, an ounce of cocaine, five pounds of marijuana, a large some of drug profits, and other paraphernalia.
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ $31,025… Bullion (Pflugerville, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Attorney’s Office for the District of Nevada
[500] Assorted date $1 American Silver Eagle .999 fine silver coins - One troy ounce each (various dates); Twenty five mint tubes with twenty coins each
▀ $1.5M … Sikorsky UH-60L Black Hawk (Ft. Hood, TX) - AGENCY: U.S. Department of the Treasury
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx + ???
▀ Coke / M30s / Roxy / Crystal / Ice (New York, NY)
▀ Lab-Tested MJ (Venice, CA)
▀ Farmapram aka ‘Mexican Xanax’ (Las Vegas, NV)
▀ Bars / Q / Ladders / ‘Sealed Farmapram’ (Henderson, NV)
▀ Super Mario Mushrooms (San Pablo, CA)
▀ ‘High Quality Mushies’ (Sacramento, CA)
▀ Fresh Broccoli (Alameda, CA)
▀ Top Flower (Portland, OR)
▀ ‘Excellent Strains’ (Portland, OR)
▀ $100/Oz… Cannabis (Merced, CA)
▀ Cookies / Cereal Milk / Gelato 41 / Rainbow Sherbet (San Francisco, CA)
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ Dr. Seuss LSD
▀ Her Majesty Coca
▀ Chip Off The Brick
SOURCE: Reddit
⬛ FRESCO
▀ Dejoe & Zebster Dejoe (Berlin, Germany)
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▀ GAMES
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⬛ ET. AL
▀ 9’ Great White Close Surf Spot (San Diego, CA)
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▀ Souped Up Crown Vic (Oakland, CA)
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▀ Surely Not A Truck Ad!
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⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ ‘Chaw Beef’ Boys Caught by ‘P.O. La Strange’ Skinny Dipping In Central Park, Sneaking Off With Clothes And Undies (New York, NY) - June 26, 1926
▀ Germany Ships American Smuggler In Tombstone Plot (Hamburg, Germany)
▀ Payroll Robber To Cronies: ‘If They Move… Shoot!’ (New York, NY)
▀ Hero West Point Cadet William Point Died Saving Superior In Plane Crash (Uniondale, NY) - June 26, 1926
