MMM
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 674 — 05-03-24
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Remember, yelling is bad for the health!’
-Bandit told shoe shop clerk after emptying safe for second time in two weeks
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ OL’ SKULLDUGGERY
▀ Rival Teen Sets’ Fisticuffs Ends In Fusillade (New York, NY) - May 3, 1924
▀ Shoe Shop Is Robbery Magnet (Newark, NJ) - May 3, 1924
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Gleaming The Tube (Laverstock, UK)
A LORRY LODGED UNDERNEATH a bridge at the Hampton Park Roundabout shutting down the road for a spell. The driver is expected to be cited for carelessness.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Hungry Customer Chucks Soda At Teenage McDonald’s Drive-Thru Worker (Perth, Australia)
A TEEN WAS beamed with a beverage by an unruly McDonald’s customer. The driver learned a particular item wasn’t available back when rolling up to the window of the eatery. That didn’t sit well with the perp, so that’s when the drink turned into a munition, striking the youth in the smacker.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Funky Cold Melina (New Bedford, MA)
A COCAINE DELIVERY service lost its charter. Cops fanned out on three separate targets to bring down an organization they sa Gilberto Collazo was running point. They searched a flat on Farm Street, another on Deane Street, and a 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Detectives say the 17 kilos (over 35 pounds and work over $1 million) of puro is the “largest seizure of cocaine in the history of the department.”
“A seizure of this size, in this region of the country, is exceptionally uncommon. It takes a dedicated detective working within a tenacious team to get this type of result. I’m always very proud of our narcotics unit, but I’m particularly delighted with them today.” -Chief Paul Oliveira
▀ Coke, Cash, Pills, Bangs (Waterford, MI)
OVER 500 GRAMS of cocaine, over 50 grams of fentanyl, oxycodone pills, $2,600, two heats were spread out on the floor following the best. All of it would fetch about $20,000 street retail.
▀ Righteous Stop (Castle Rock, CO)
A SMALL SPREAD of a slinger’s contents in his car that had been swerving all over the lane before pulling over. The 2 a.m. stop led to a K9 coming to take a whiff. Some baggied dope and a shooter, knuckle duster were plucked from the car and the driver taken into custody.
⬛ UNCLE SAM’S & CO. AUCTION BLOCK
▀ Bling + Drip
▀ >$130K… Swiss Gold Bars (Pompano Beach, FL) - AGENCY: U.S. Department of the Treasury
Two Gold Bars… (1) Metalor Gold Bar, 1 kilogram .9999, fine gold, stamped "Metalor 1 Kilo Gold 999.9 Switzerland" and numbered "N272464", tests as .999+ fine gold, ATW 999.98 grams; (1) W. E. Mowrey Gold Bar, Poured Gold Bar, stamped "Mowrey TT M TT St Paul", tests as .999+ fine gold, ATW 997.39 grams
▀ $88K… Aston Martin DB11 V12 (Guadalupe, AZ) - AGENCY: U.S. Marshals Service
▀ >$95… Bitcoin ATMs (Riverside, CA) - AGENCY: U.S. Department of the Treasury
⬛ BARTERTOWN
▀ Trees + Fungi + Rx
▀ ‘Several Strains (Seattle, WA) / Top Shelf Flower (Brooklyn, NY) / ‘Nice Top Shelf High-Quality Flower (New York, NY)
▀ ‘Blues’ (Los Angeles, CA)
▀ M-30s + Coke (Philadelphia, PA)
▀ Coke + M30s (Atlanta, GA)
⬛ DOPE PICS
▀ Old-Timer Drugs: Opium
PoopFart_PopTart: I’ll be growing my own for the first time this year. I’m super excited to try it. You’re looks absolutely beautiful
StoopSign (responding to^): Yeah me too. I haven't decided to harvest mine yet though. Waiting for more pods to come in.
nevmane: Would slap a grandma holding an infant, to try real opium once in this life
swiney2 (responding to^): I’d do that for fun
ButtSlutBrooke: It was nice but really mild, I found I didn’t have to be as careful as with heroine. Opium is more forgiving.
mercyme555: Just know bro that there are so much more powerful opioids out there but don't fuck with them. If it's stronger than dilaudid don't fuck with it. You'll never see ur opiate high the same. It fucks with my head. So if you get warm on opium which a gram of opium is 100mg of Morphine so u are good. Stay on that level. Don't ever use fentanyl or anything like zenes
reevaahyn: Yep that was my experience with smoking opium. It was super chill, calming and smooth or gentle would be good descriptors too. Felt somewhat similar to rx opioids in the warm euphoric sense but definitely wouldn’t say it was the same. Almost felt more like I had smoked some good weed combined with euphoric and cozy comforting warmth opioids give. I loved it, wish I could get more to try it again. This was ~12 years ago back when the original Silk Road was in its prime. Those were some fun times getting to try a myriad of different drugs that I always wanted to experience. Only thing I still would like to get a hold of is real mescaline. Never was able to get that but it’s my white whale, still on the bucket list though.
▀ MOLLYPALOOZA
▀ Beautiful Emerald MDMA
**A lot of fuss over the color of Molly. Everybody is a connoisseur it seems on how color (or color-less) either does or doesn’t affect potency. Note: the Dutch contingent are especially partial here.
normalDA7: Never see it this color. Pink,Grey, purple, white, clear, and various shades of tan. But never this. Pretty cool
LysergicGerm: Walter White decided to throw a Methylenedioxy onto his usual product… The blue Rock candy mountain
GuavaOk8712:… on a separate note, cool photo and cool crystals. i tried this green stuff once, but i wasn’t super impressed with the effects. definitely did not hit as hard as a lot of other mdma i’ve tried. wouldn’t buy it again, but super neat looking nonetheless.
PlusAssociate7142: on god mfs be delusional
realgoodmind: Dang
NoPin4245: I've only ever seen pink, purple, tan, or clear but never this color. Interesting. What makes it this color?
RainbowReset: dye. That's the answer for most colors, really. You can't exactly send mdma with branding down to the dose any other way than to sign it with a color. It's to be able to say, "Here, look, this one's my product, unless it's (insert color) it's not mine"
I got some purple MDMA like ten years ago and it was by far the best Molly I have ever had. I did .1 and rolled my balls off. I assumed the color had something to do with the purity. -NoPin4245
Bizness1776: What’s up with all the different colors of mdma is it just the difference in precursors and methods? Or are ppl doin the whole oh it’s purer because of the color thing because true mdma is amber and clean and clear like any 99%pure analytical sample I’ve seen sythed no matter the method or precursors was amber. So was just wondering cause I keep seeing this purple and blueish green mdma and I’m super skeptical of it not just being dye to up price and make people think it’s stronger. Just like they are doing with fetty and now these pressed pills making them all sorts of colors and saying one color is better than the other when they were all made synthed or pressed the same way at the same dosage. The drug scene is changing so fast lol I been in it too long man
MOLLYPALOOZA TAKI No. 2
▀ Some happy crystals :)
xSPACEWEEDx: Weird how it's always that greyish black color now, and hella good. Not that long ago it was clear, before that kinda cloudy. All of it MDMA. New synth i guess.
Fun-Campaign-9891 (responding to^): That’s exactly my first thought looking at this batch. Definitely has purple hints in person too
xSPACEWEEDx (responding to^): Yeah, last stuff was kind of grey purple that went around. Just saw on another sub pink and kind of a vibrant yellow, which I've never had. The poster said all tested mdma and were good.
ShaggyNickWRDZ: In Canada a lot of our vendors are adding colouring to a lot of the mdma so we’re getting absolutely insane colours like lime green, pink, amethyst purple, bright vibrant blue, pretty much any colour lol
Those colored MDMA only appear in North America, and they advertised it as "Dutch-Made". Meanwhile over in Europe there are non of this colored MDMA. -pv0psych0n4ut
xSPACEWEEDx: Yeah i read on here someone calling it "Dutch Coca-Cola", that was a new one for me. I thing the dark one is from a new synth or precursors, but thats my speculation. Haven't come across that colored stuff. More of an acid man myself, rarely do molly, something I'm fairly proud of my restraint on, it still has that magic for me, most of my friends did alot, we are all like middle-aged and have seen it come and go and change since most of us tried it in the 90's.
As a dutch guy with experience I can tell you most dutch people like the tan/champagne batch the most. Also what I see being offered the most from bigger supply groups. Sometimes a pink batch but usually deviations of the tan color. What the Americans call dutch cola is definitely not what we call cola. For us the darkest tan batches are brown like.. Coca cola. As the name implies. This stuff does NOT look like coca cola does it? :I Also never understood how people could fall into addiction with mdma, ts is so intense I can't handle it even in sub 100mg doses. And I've done hella shit…. For real, I'm dutch and this ain't what we buy if we have the choice between tan aka champagne, or the darkest tan crystals which we call cola. Sometimes pink from residents of precursor chems is what I've heard, don't pin me on that reason. The crystals look nice but the color I wouldn't be trustful of. -EtiResearcher
fluent_ganesha: Clean MDMA doesn't have any colour, anything else is sloppiness turned to marketing.
psilocybinconsumer: I got some dark purple stuff that I washed and it came out bright blue
FMroll: That is the cleanest cut I've ever seen. It's like a shard from the Fortress of Solitude. Beautiful photo.
Fun-Campaign-9891 (responding to^): Thank you :D