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Issue No. 113 — 06-03-21
Mating Necklace For ‘Dangerous Shit’
<> PULL QUOTE: “NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR UNWANTED PREGNANCIES OR CRAZY BITCHES”
-A brawny lothario is parting with a hunting/mating bone necklace (bartering for “dangerous shit”). He promises the accessory piece’s erotic powers are triggered by beads of manly sweat, which then emit pheromones that dr…
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