MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 980 — 07-16-25
<> PULL QUOTE:
WOMAN: ‘Do science!’
MAN: ‘It’s still going. Holy shit!’
-Couple on video before man (later identified as Kelly Von Morck, charged for batching homemade explosives including Tannerite to detonate a dishwasher
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Appliance Killer (Hartshorne, OK)
HE BLEW UP the dishwasher. And got it on film.
Kelly Von Morck was busted for an assortment of crimes involving explosives when he caused third degree burns to himself after mixing a sinnister batch of Tannerite”.
(Tannerite is a binary explosive that consists of an oxidizer and a fuel, such as ammonium nitrate and a fuel generally a proprietary blend which usually includes aluminum, respectively. Tannerite is commercially sold with the two components separated and are not considered an explosive. Combine the two and the resulting mixture is then an explosive material that is regulated by the ATF.)
His wide, Zoelyn Copeland recalled hearing a loud “boom” and a lot of painful wailing, according to the criminal complaint.
With a fire extinguisher Morck’s better half put out the flames and then Morck himself hosed himself off.
The man’s stubble singed, the skin of his hands melted off, and he had burn injuries to his legs down to the artery.
The Oct. 20 incident from last year became operational criminally when the feds filed charges on June 26 of this year.
According to his wife Morck had a clean nose save for the time in colege when he was caught dealing weed. (He apparently puffed the ganja daily and also used it for experiments, the papers say.)
Hee also filmed the incident. And previous ones as well.
When investigators arrived on the scene of the dishwasher eradication they discovered it was riddled with bullet holes (believed to have been shot at.
They also found two corded, large stage-style, lights facing towards blown up appliance.
A previous video had Morck sending a rocket into orbit.
The footage featured a woman (off camera) yelling, “Do science!”
As it blasts up into the sky a man’s voice yells, “It’s still going, holy shit!”
But in his hospital bed, a burned Morck refused to talk without an attorney present.
However, after agents discovered chemical precursors intended to assemble explosive/destructive devices — and even a fully formed destructive device (described as an improvised shaped charge). MORCK admitted to constructing it and that he was planning to destroy a pesky tree on his land.
The feds also discovered several guns, ammo, methamphetamine, marijuana, LSD, MDMA, steroids, and magic mushrooms, and a remarkable amount of chemicals in a outbuilding and garage.
The investigators armed with subpoenas tracked down a bevy of invoices showing the itemization of chemicals shipped to his home.
They also tested the man on the day he was hospitalized and they say he was hopped up on a cocktail of amphetamine, cocaine, cannabinoid, and fentanyl.
They also laid out the man’s alleged goodies.
A series of lab tests verified that Morck was in possession of potent materials and he now faces chages for weapons, exposives including Erythritol Tetranitrate (ETN), Mannitol Hexanitrate (MHN), Nitrocellulose, Picric Acid, Lead Picrate, and Potassium Picrate.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Scooter Scalper (San Diego, CA)
A KID’S SCOOTER was nicked by some deviant strolling by a home.
WATCH: «DOORBELL CAM»
▀ Shoe Fairy (Mt. Pleasant, MI)
A SHOPPER TOOK off with merch and is being pursued.
The woman’s likeness was captured on CCTV back on the afternoon of July 14 and is circulating.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Snack, Crackle, Popped! (Woodbridge, VA)
ALL SORTS OF bad stuff was table-topped to showcase a recent seizure.
Cops took a victory lap with the snaps of fentanyl, Oxy, MDMA, Cocaine, heroin — and several laced rice krispy treats.
BACKTALK:
Nancy L Otero: What area? What are the names? We should know what’s going on in our neighborhoods. Release that information!
Linda Lunsford: they need to make the creeps eat all of it!
Reese Thompson: Rumor has it the rice crispy treats went missing on the way to inventory
Aaron Redus: are the rice crispy treat things drugs?
▀ Perpy Parentals (Milford, DE)
IT WAS A family affair for a pair who allegedly kept their coke and fetty stash around three kids.
Garron Wescott, 41, and Jasman Gibbs, 31, were nabbed for hoarding dope inside of their Valley Drive abode.
State narcos moved in on the address on July 12 and wrangled both Wescott and Gibbs who also exposed three kids in the home where there was a bunch of dope.
The pair forfeited 177.50 grams of fentanyl, 944.91 grams of cocaine, digital scales, and drug paraphernalia.
HAUL: 177.50 grams of fentanyl, 944.91 grams of cocaine, digital scales, and drug paraphernalia.
RAP:
Wescott: Possession with Intent to Deliver a Controlled Substance, Tier 3 (Felony) – 3 counts, Possession of a Controlled Substance, Tier 3 (Felony) – 2 counts, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, Endangering the Welfare of a Child by Committing a Drug Offense with Child in the Dwelling – 3 counts, Conspiracy 3rd Degree
Gibbs: Endangering the Welfare of a Child by Committing a Drug Offense with Child in the Dwelling – 3 counts, Conspiracy 3rd Degree
▀ Dealer Bagged With Hot Iron, Questionable Cash, And Poison (Tuscon, AZ)
IT’S BEEN ROCKY times on Grant Road.
Cops say they busted a dope pusher during a traffic stop
A traffic stop on a suspected drug dealer led to the discovery of two guns (one stolen), 100 grams of fentanyl-pressed pills, powder cocaine, and nearly $10,000.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ ‘The DMV Did It!’ (Waukesha, WI)
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▀ Limey Driving Rules (Oconomowoc, WI)
▀ Phone Buyer Used Funny Money (West Bend, WI)
▀ Sicko Gets Handsy (Waukesha, WI)
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▀ Goon Draws Gun Trying To Abduct Teen (Colonial Heights, VA)
▀ Metalheads Caught In Act (Purcell, OK)
▀ Poodle Lost Or Stolen? (Dickinson, ND)
▀ Fowl Taps Out (Dickinson, ND)
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