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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 998 — 08-11-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Ice Men (Hammond, LA)
THREE GUNSLINGERS MADE their getaway by tossing a machine gun into a gas station ice machine.
The trio were captured on CCTV back on Aug. 7 pulling into a gas station on Wardline Road.
They were allegedly involved in a crash. They were seen ditching a white car (stolen from the Independence area a year ago) and one of them stowed the gun in the Reddy Ice Machines.
The suspects in their haste left behind drugs and ammo.
It appears the perps remain outstanding.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Knock And Roll (Canton, OH)
UNIFORMED COPS MADE a house call to Dorothy Avenue Northeast.
Rashawn Phillips, 30, was netted by narcos who on August 7 took a door and took possession of a bunch of dope.
HAUL: 1,057 grams (2.33 lbs.) of cocaine, 452 grams (1 lb.) of meth, 783 methamphetamine pills, 20 fentanyl-pressed pills, $4,940, a pistol, and three cars: a 2014 Ford Fusion, 2018 BMW X5, and 2022 Dodge Challenger Scat Pak
RAP: Possession of Cocaine – Felony 1, Aggravated Possession of Drugs – Felony 1, trafficking in Cocaine – Felony 1, aggravated Trafficking in Drugs – Felony
▀ ‘Trafficker’ Bad In Traffic (Dunn, NC)
HE WAS BLOCKING the box. Then it turned out he was motoring a lot of bad shit.
Antonio Langston, 39, was pulled over at the intersection of Plain View Highway and Green Path Road for wandering around on a 2016 Mercedes-Benz C300.
But all the fuss over the Langston’s poor decision to abide by the rules of the road — deputies were suspicious as they called in a K9 who sniffed around for “indicators of criminal activity”.
The pooch alerted and the evidence bags were fattened with 96 grams of fentanyl, 201 grams of cocaine, a Smith & Wesson 40-caliber pistol, and wads of greenbacks.
HAUL: 96 grams of fentanyl, 201 grams of cocaine, a Smith & Wesson 40-caliber pistol, and wads of greenbacks
RAP: Two counts of trafficking fentanyl, two counts of trafficking cocaine, possession of a firearm by a felon, maintaining a vehicle for controlled substances, carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, carrying a concealed gun (misdemeanor)
▀ Crazy Fetty + Tusi Pills (Miami, FL)
DEA AGENTS RACKED Florida’s largest fentanyl bust.
Over 200,000 fetty pressed pills and 70,000 Tusi pills.
▀ Hidden Bricks (Griffin, GA)
AN IMMIGRANT DRIVING 4Runner was pinched with 10 keys of puro.
The Aug. 5 bust involved deputies sussing out an “after-market concealed trap” that hid the embossed bricks.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Postal Destroyer (La Cañada Flintridge, CA)
▀ Nuggs Nicked (Chillicothe, OH)
▀ Bro Boozers Disagree (Chillicothe, OH)
▀ Maniac Motorist (San Marino, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Namaste Nabbed (Orange, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Loud (And Foul) Hairbrush (Huron, MI)
«SOURCE»
▀ Robber Caught Steps Away From Bank (Pittsburgh, PA)
▀ Baker Truck (Austintown, OH)
▀ Strangers Don’t Leave $20K In A Shoebox On Porch (Austintown, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Fraudsters Abound (Bellevue, WA)
▀ Curds & Whey (Mt. Pleasant, WI)
▀ ‘Could You Help Me Find The South Pole?’ (Grass Valley, CA)
«SOURCE»
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Gored On The Highway (Mendota, CA)
A TESLA WAS skewered by a metal railing.
The July incident took place on I-5 just north of Panoche Road. (Commenters had a field day with the name of the street!).
Incredibly, despite the model Y car looking like a crumbled soda can — the driver who veered off the road didn’t suffer more than minor injuries and was “able to walk away”.
BACKTALK:
Eddie Guzman: Looks like that Tesla got railed right in the panoche on the first date!
Jordan Horton: You can’t park there
Jacob Portlock: Look at babadook staring from the backseat. 😅
Daniel Bueno Jr.: You never hear a full description of a vehicle unless it’s a Tesla lol!
Dennis Flaherty: Grinding through the battery pack of a Tesla .. I can't believe they survived.
Paul Wittels: Grim reaper was on break
Melissa Warren: I thought Tesla's were so amazing they could drive themselves🤦♀️
Mario Anthony Maldonado: It didn't catch FIRE 🤔🤔🤔😜😜
Austin Barron: Lucky to be alive
Don Wendt: Gotta be some epic Tesla cam footage
Chloé Jean Biery: Did you just say he survived?
Brittney Bryant: Dude should buy a lottery ticket
Jynell Castro: Not to mention every car on i5 be going 80plus 😩
Jeannetta Farmer-Letherby: Well, in my case, at 65 mph my husband reached over and grabbed the steering wheel and yanked it .. so off the road we swerved into soft dirt, but I controlled the car. While striking a mile marker & denting the passenger side door.
Enrique Garcia: My only takeaway here is that there's a road called PANOCHE. One letter away from a Spanish naughty word.
Michael Jay DeMattos: Panoche is a road? I wanna drive up and down that thing. 🤣
Steven Sablan: Think the driver was distracted by panoche road sign
Rick Mellor: FSD. I used to have a Tesla and it was always trying to drive me into guard rails. This is exactly what I feared it would do to me.
⬛ K9 V. K9
▀ Not Mething Around (Lehi, UT)
K9 ABEL WASN’T fooled when detecting 4.25 pounds of crank along with a 1/2 ounce of H (street value $10,000).
▀ K9 Rae Detects Bigtime Powder (Los Banos, CA)
A TRUCK WHEELING along Highway 101 back on July 31 was caught with 40 pounds of meth.
CHP officers summoned K9 Rae after stopping a white Chevy Silverado.
The driver, Alan Duran,37, was caught with 30 pounds of meth.
Another dog, K9 Chip was brought in and searched Duran’s home where another 10 pounds of meth was confiscated.
“This case shows the outstanding work of our K9 officers,” said Monterey CHP Office Capt. Nicholas King. “Their dedication to public safety helped keep a large amount of dangerous drugs off our streets.”
▀ K9 Kell’s Paltry Score (Plattekill, NY)
IT WASN’T THE score of the century.
But the dog did drug sniffing and found the yayo.
Keita Williams was riding shotgun in a 2011 BMW on I-87 when state troopers sensed something wasn’t on the level.
The afternoon drive led to the 33-year-old unnamed driver pulling over and K9 Kell sniffing up 104 grams of coke on Williams.
The car was reportedly clean.