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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 646 - 03-26-24

Illustration by Rob Weiss

▀ A bicycle-thieving brick tosser wasn’t much of an acrobat, despite managing to scale a telephone wire in his attempt to elude the law… he was ultimately granted a firetruck landing to come down from the wire.

▀ An ATV daredevil attempted to outrun coppers while weaving all ov…