MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 997 — 08-07-25
<>PULL QUOTE: ‘He punched me in the face.’
-A scrawled eerie note handed to a homeowner by perp covered in blood
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Chopper Chopped (Kendall, NY)
A HELICOPTER CRASHED in a pasture.
A pilot, who was nowhere to be seen when deputies arrived to the crash site on Creek Road at around 8:30 p.m. on July 30.
They ended up tracking him down and he told them that "while attempting a lateral hover, one of the helicopter's skids contacted the ground, resulting in a dynamic rollover.”
One person suffered minor injuries as a result.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Lotta Lotto Looted (Los Angeles, CA)
A BANDIT WAS recorded ripping a lottery display from its base and running off with what cops say is hundreds of scratchers from two mini marts.
WATCH: «CCTV»
▀ Cashing Out (Canton, IL)
A CAT BURGLAR wasn’t so slick when he was spotted in ninja garb ripping off Linn Lanes.
The July 27 incident occurred in the predawn hours cops hope somone might come forward with intel leading to the perp’s capture.
WATCH: «CCTV»
▀ Thirsty Aristocrat Wanted (Ithaca, NY)
HE NICKED PRIMO stuff. And cops hope someone will drop a dime on him.
State cops say a man stepped into Top Shelf Liquor at around 2:30 p.m. on June 25 and walked off with an “expensive bottle” of spirits.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Grocery Shopper Gets Dinged With Dope Heap (Lockport, NY)
COPS MOVED IN on a susspect’s car while it was parked at a supermarket.
Theodore Patti, 37, was nabbed at Tops Supermarket on Rochester Road and his car turned over by coppers on the night of Aug. 5.
The search resulted in the inventorying of five ounces of cocaine, over 12 grams of crack cocaine, a quantity of mushrooms, various narcotic pills, a loaded beretta .25 cal. pistol, over $2,000, scales and other drug paraphernalia.
HAUL: Five ounces of cocaine, over 12 grams of crack cocaine, a quantity of mushrooms, various narcotic pills, a loaded beretta .25 cal. pistol, over $2,000, scales and other drug paraphernalia
RAP: One count of criminal possession of a controlled substance in the second degree (A 2 felony) and 1 count of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree loaded firearm (C felony).
▀ Pair Loaded To Hilt (North Port, FL)
AN OPERATION DUBBED: "Bad Baby" had all several units including SWAT detailed to Aliance Avenue on Aug. 4.
They netted 45-year-old Jasiel “Baby” Izaguirre Rodriguez and 46-year-old Jennifer Pardy and collected a lot of dope and irons.
In sum, the authorities bagged 1.5 pounds of cocaine, MDMA (Ecstasy), magic mushrooms, various THC products, steroids, illegal prescription pills, aand two dozen guns.
HAUL: 1.5 pounds of cocaine, MDMA (Ecstasy), magic mushrooms, various THC products, steroids, illegal prescription pills, aand two dozen guns
RAP: Each faces trafficking in cocaine over 400 grams, possession of various controlled substances with intent to sell, and firearm-related offenses
▀ Caught Plying Poison (Weymouth, MA)
TWO SUSPECTED SLINGERS were being tipped off and caught by state troopers.
Late night on Aug. 4, Elijah and Isaiah Tavares exited an apartment complex — and were met by a brigade of law men.
While Isaiah was allegedly holding a kilo of fentanyl — Elijah was the most disturbed and reportedly put up a struggle.
The authorities secured a warrant and noodled around their cars and pulled out 4.5 kilograms of fentanyl; approximately 46 grams of cocaine; two loaded guns with ammo; wads of cash; and several pounds of marijuana.
Both men were booked and face a multitude of dope and assault charges.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Lululemon Looters Abound (Dos Peres, MI)
▀ Toilet Napper Freaks When Awakened (Kirkwood, MI)
▀ Ducat Crew (Boerne, TX)
▀ Iron Pumper Pays Pretty Penny For Invisible Gym (Boerne, TX)
▀ Loose Trigger Fingers Next Door (Boerne, TX)
▀ Drive-Thru Delay Stalls Late Night Grub Runs (Boerne, TX)
«SOURCE»
▀ Scientist Swindled (Philadelphia, PA)
▀ Capping Off (Philadelphia, PA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Deputies Too Square To Be Hip (Midland, MI)
«SOURCE»
▀ Burglar’s Beauty Sleep Cut SHort (Sand Creek, CO)
▀ Bus Passenger’s Nifty Safekeeping Idear Draws Bomb Squad (Colorado Springs, CO)
▀ Wild Stallion Goes On Dield Trip (Thornfield, MO)
▀ Neighbor Poisoned 4 Dogs?! (Lick Creek, MO)
▀ Bloody, Yet Cryptic (Theodesia, MO)
