MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1019 — 09-17-25
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Flush, Flush, Bang, Bang! (Troy, MO)
A BATHROOM STALL was shot to hell.
At some point in the early morning of Sept. 16, cops say someone got extra loose with their trigger finger(s) and fired a 9 mm gun several times destroying the WC stall and tore off in a dark Chevrolet Silverado.
Despite the target practice in the stall leaving one pile of shattered porcelain, nobody was struck.
TPD: While fortunately no one was injured this time and no rounds exited the bathroom, this could have easily been a tragedy.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Bird Feeder Bilker (Mt. Pleasant, SC)
A NO GOOD crook decided he could use a bird feeder.
So while passing a home and spotting one on Sept. 1 — the glutton was captured on the recording plucking it off its post and drove off.
Cops are hoping someone might peg the perp from the doorbell cam.
BACKTALK:
Jasmine Davis: Mannn he got birds at home let him be😂😂
Brandon Williams: Trim them bushes up might b able to see a little better
Robert Onstott: I imagine the birds arent handling it well
Maria Shane Lietzke: This is like an advertisement AGAINST ring doorbells
Emily Kleeves: Really bird feeders
Amber Sweatland: He just so casually walked up and took it out of the tree like everything was ok. Smdh
▀ Utility Truck Hijacked By Prison Escapees (Jackson, TN)
THREE ESCAPEES ARE suspected of taking off in a not so low profile utility truck marked up in a plumbing company.
The Sept. 14, incarceration slip and subsequent car theft is believed to have been skippered by Dillon Decker, Cameron Campbell, and Brandon Forbes.
Authorities warn that if they see this ghastly work truck on the road to steer clear and inform the pros.
▀ Teenage Renegades (Duluth, MN)
FOUR TEENS WILL likely be relegated to riding the bus after being clocked driving 98 MPH.
On Sept. 15, cops stopped the driver, a teenager with a measly learner’s permit punching just under the century mark while whooshing along Peachtree Industrial Boulevard.
The budding speed racer was hit with reckless driving and eight infractions. The car also had shoddy tires, lacked insurance, registration, and had dark-tinted windows.
▀ Guy Fawkes-Masked Goon Nicks Nike (Gilroy, CA)
FOUR BOXES OF Nike gear was nicked from an outlet shop.
Cops are trying to tracked down a man sporting a Guy Fawkes mask that they say took off with four boxes of the shoemaking juggernaut’s apparel.
The perp was wearing black attire including a hoodie.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Widespread Addicts (Fon du Lac/Waupun, WI)
DEPUTIES FLOODED HIGH trafficking areas and brought into their possession a bunch of dope.
The Aug. 19 takedown in involved 74 traffic stops led to several busts involving ecstasy, meth, cocaine, and fentanyl.
HAUL: 59 grams of methamphetamine, 80 grams of cocaine, 176 grams of THC, 84 grams of MDMA, and 16 grams of fentanyl
▀ Royal Crankster (Pickens, SC)
A DRIVER DISREGARDED a pursuing cops’ lights and started tossing meth out of it.
The hijinx took place after midnight on Sept. 11.
They say the driver was zooming along Earls Bridge Road and after racking up a series of no-nos on the road the blue lights were flsshed. But the stop took some time.
Before caving, the driver tossed meth out of the car and onto the roadway.
Between the tossed supply and what was left in the car — investigators estimate there was about 200 grams of crank.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Home Depot Hustler (Waldorf, MD)
▀ ‘Interested’ Perv Caught Planting Phone In Bathroom (Waldorf, MD)
▀ Ballistic Beau Threatens Arson (Waldorf, MD)
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⬛ ET AL
▀ Stolen Roadster (Sulphur Springs, TX)
A BANDIT WITH a thing for classic cars ripped off one from an owner.
The blue souped up ride apparently didn’t run when it vanished from a existence and suspected of being taken away in a trailer or towing capacity sometime between Sept. 7 and Sept. 11. .
