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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 976 — 07-10-25
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Marauding Bandits (Sierra Vista, AZ)
A WOMAN WAS rousted awake from her slumber by four armed goons.
The woman awoken at around 1:15 a.m. on July 9 inside of her travel trailer set in Golden Acres.
Staring down the barrel of the perp’s pistol — the woman was informed if she made a noise she’d be shot.
They thieves made off with her bag, a cell phone.
The crew was forced to cut their winnings after trying to compromise the main house.
Their mugs were captured on the man’s security system before they blew out of there.
They remain on the run.
▀ Ding Dong Ditchers (North Aurora, IL)
THRILL-LESS YOUTHS WERE caught on doorbell cam sidekicking a front door of a home and then galloping away.
Cops say two of them struck the same on on Hamilton Lane during the late nights on July 3 and Independence Day.
Each kicked and punched the resident’s door and then kicked their heels.
BACKTALK:
Alan Schrödinger: Property damage? A shoe print in their door is property damage? Cry me a river already. Give me the address and I’ll come over with a sponge and some soap and clean the “damage” off and the door will look as good as new. Let me guess, these are the sam… See more
MyLife N OurLife: It's ding dong ditch. Don't y'all get better things to be doing?
Kimberly Jones: Gone are the days of ding dong ditch--- and yes, this is excessive, but I sure did have a lot of fun growing up ding dong ditching the neighbors.
Bri Brinkley: Boys, if you're reading this, I get it's a prank. But there are people who are looking for the opportunity to shoot and kill someone whether it's justified or not. Don't become a statistic.
Rebecca Rebecca: This behavior is disturbing. It’s happening everywhere
David Grohe: Did their parents take their video games away ?
Kelly Landorf: I'm sure that when this comes to an end they weren't out to destroy anything maybe just a little more reckless than needed. If they wanted to cause harm I'm sure they would have.
John Nykiel: You do have a right to shoot through the door, correct?..its considered breaking in, and a felony.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Buffing + Blowing Up (Annapolis, MD)
A HOME WAS raided by coppers after a tipster informed them the spot was a hub for all sorts of narcotics.
The July 8 raid on Lodge Pole Court led to the arrest of 46-year-old Robert Lee Deaton III.
It also involved the inventorying of 17 grams of cocaine, 5 grams of crack, and 19 vials — about 790 grams — of suspected anabolic steroids, 11 grams of mystery white powder, a digital scale, and $39,850.
of Annapolis, was taken into custody at the scene and has been charged.
▀ Spicy Couple (Orange, CA)
A COUPLE WAS nabbed with lots of bad baggage.
Mario Peeples, 35, and Robyn Simpson, 32, were booked on dope charges for being caught vending meth, cocaine, synthetic marijuana (or Spice), and guns out of their their Circle C Street home.
▀ Minnesota Meth Madness (St. Paul, MN)
A HALF-TON OF tick-tick was seized and given the tabletop trophy treatment.
The Tuesday score involved two busts and a weigh-in of 960 pounds of crystal (believed to be one of the largest captures in Minnesota history).
BACKTALK:
Jeremy Nauer: I'm sure both suspects will be back on the street by friday..
Patrick Williams: They wasn't mething around
Kelly M Shaw: St. Paul is a pool of sober houses and addiction and recovery. It is by no surprise that there is a big drug bust. I support sober houses all the way. When the participants in the sober house pay their way just like the old times
Linda Cox: Great job......NOW PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES DO WHAT YOU WERE VOTED IN FOR AND PUT THEM AWAY FOREVER. The police did their job now do yours!
Jim Neilsen: Someone dropped a dime on those poor fellas
Nick Walser: I've only seen meth a few times but it never looked anything like that
Michael Angelo: Clearly people have no idea what a federal drug case looks like, there is no way these guys are out at all.
Rick Bernhardt: Busted! 🤣
Kelly M Shaw: It Is st paul. What do you expect? Land of the most treatment centers...
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Man Caught Lying On Highway (Denton, TX)
«SOURCE»
▀ Bomb Hoaxer Causes Ruckus (Denton, TX)
«SOURCE»
▀ Rail Raiders (Corona, CA)
▀ Lousy Neighbor Caught Taking Target Practice (Corona, CA)
▀ BB Gun Standoff Ends With Fetty Find (Corona, CA)
▀ Rude Awakening (Durango, CO)
▀ McTipsy (Durango, CO)
▀ Super 10! (Durango, CO)
«SOURCE»
▀ Loon Set Off Fireworks In Porta-Potty (Gillette, WY)
«SOURCE»
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ They Brought Everyone! (Atlanta, GA)
IS THIS AN exercise?
Looks like every cop and the entire fleet of a a police department showed up to shutdown a I-285/wb (Inner Loop) at I-675.
WATCH: «VIDEO»
▀ Boogieman Spraypaints Jungle Gym (Crandon, WI)
A VANDAL SULLIED a jungle gym at Palmer Park by tagging it with graffiti.
⬛ ET AL
▀ ‘Baah..Sheep Bye!’ (Decatur, AL)
JUST ANOTHER DAY on patrol.
BACKTALK:
Statesboro Police Department: He looks innocent to us 🤷🏻♀️
Kendrae Terry: If this is shocking yall wouldn’t last a day in LC 🤣😭
Anna Marie Woods: Bringing in the baaaaa-d guy lol 😂
Angie Thom: Awww..I used to have a pet lamb! Put it in the patrol car and let it stick it's head out the window going down the road - they like that! 😁
Liz Johnson: Wrongfully detained lol he’s innocent let him go 😂
Roger Don Schaffer: Grilling time…
Heather Simmons: Good thing it came equipped with handles!! 😁
Vickie Steele Harris: Kudos to the Decatur Al Police and the Decatur Animal Shelter for catching this Unauthorized Citizen that was terrorizing my Sister Rose Steele Miller ! The Spirit told me to ride by this morning looking for this little Menace and there it was eating her bushes and grass!! I called the police and the Rest is History! Baah..Sheep Bye!! 😆
Yovanni Bautista: Not my dinner 🥺
Chris Nichols: I get it! Taco’s for everyone!
Paul Nance: The escape goat! In sheep’s clothing!
Barb Beland: Ram a lam a ding Dong!
Denise Matthess Hill: The parable of the lost sheep right here in river city!
Shane Tucker: It didn’t eat a bunch of dynamite did it 🤣🤣
Fabiola Rodriguez: Bring it to my house
Martin Hernandez: Bring it to me and I will make it in tacos for all the police department
Heather Ward: For those of y'all saying it's a goat. It AINT A GOAT
Manuel Chavez: Barbacoa time 🌮🤤
Jeff N Cato: Is she single? Asking for a friend.
Haley Rae Garnett: Okay but where did you take him? Bout to go to the animal shelter and adopt him
Da'Lita Dede Parker Smith: I'll take it!!!! I have a sheep farm♡♡♡