MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 675 – 05-06-24
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I'm thankful to God that I'm still here because he definitely pulled the trigger.’
-Pastor Glenn Germany who was in the middle of a live-streaming sermon when an assassin stepped up to the church’s altar, pulled a pistol but it malfucntioned.
<‘Their alarm went off and at that point they outran Claycomo PD with my vehicle.’
-Bryan Webb whose Dodge Challenger 392 Hemi Scat Pack Shaker
▀ A priest is counting his blessings after a would-be assassin pulled a gun on him mid-sermon and yet when he pulled the trigger there was only pop and no kick.
▀ Street racers are boosting Dodge Challenger Hellcats to perform at sideshows before vanishing or chopping them up. And cops can’t keep up with the monster machines.
▀ A man is facing a murder rap for choking his hospitalized wife to death purportedly because he was tapped out moneywise and couldn’t pay the bills.
▀ A dealer was caught with 89 pounds of meth, and thousands of fenty-pressed pills plus thousands of dollars in cash and other bad shit.
▀ A woman was caught driving while blabbing on her cell phone — and after being pulled over was found to be holding nearly a kilo of meth.
▀ A duo were dinged with a bunch of dope. ▀ A Walmart customer forgot to clear out his car of a big bag of weed before having it serviced. ▀ Someobody rolled off with a mother’s luxury baby stroller. ▀ Bandits targeted a barn for some equipment and booze. ▀ An Oregon county commissioner was jailed after his house was declared a nuisance.
▀ An escort service sent a man pics of dead people.
▀ A prepper woman was spotted by a gravedigger stowing all kinds of items like rocks, suitcases, and clothing in an outhouse. ▀ Vandals caused Starbucks’ original shop to shutter. ▀ A car crashed into a country club tree and a person duccumed to injuries as a result.
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Divine Squib (North Braddock, PA)
A PASTOR CAME close to being executed while in the middle of a sermon. A gunamn stepped up to the altar inside of Jesus’ Dwelling Place Church at around 1 p.m. on Sunday, drew a pistol and tried to shoot the holy man, Glenn Germany, as he was live-streaming. But the gun failed. And he was quickly subdued. "I'm thankful to God that I'm still here because he definitely pulled the trigger," Germany said after surviving the brush with death.
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▀ Heisted Hellcat Gets Sideshowed (Ansas City, MO)
BANDITS ARE HEISTING Dodge Chargers and Challengers to perform stunts at various sideshows. Bryan Webb saw his Dodge Challenger 392 Hemi Scat Pack Shaker taken from a restaurant and cops lacked the horsepower to bring it down.
“I come out to get into my car and I see nothing but broken glass, radar detector was cut. It was spotted first in the Claycomo Ford plant trying to steal another person’s Challenger. Their alarm went off and at that point they outran Claycomo PD with my vehicle,” Webb said of the March theft.
Shortly after outpacing the fuzz, the same Dodge was captured at a gathering doing donuts. David Christian was crushed when the same suspected crew took off in his 2016 712 Horsepower Dodge Challenger Hellcat with the license plate bearing “Sinister” on March 25. “Ever since my buddy bought one in 2015 that became my dream car, I put everything I could into the car,” he said. And again, the slick artists used their new toy to perform more stunts downtown on Grand Avenue.
“I’ve never seen any car go viral like mine has gone. It was all over everywhere,” Christian said.
He said many Good Sams (with not a lot of muscle under their hoods) tried to keep up after spotting the race car.
“One guy was in a lawncare setup with a trailer trying to get through traffic trying to catch my car. He said ‘I just I couldn’t catch it dude, I’m sorry,’ I don’t even know this guy and he’s chasing down my car,” Christian explained. “These people are ruining the car community because most of the people who drive these cars don’t go and do that stuff,” Christians said.
Then came the call from Missouri State Highway Patrol … his beloved ride was gutted and left hollow Kansas City’s east side.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Broke Hubby Busted For Choking Hospitalized Wife To Death To Skirt Bills (Independence, MO)
A WIDOWER DIDN’T get to intake his loss before he was hit with a murder rap. Ronnie Wiggs was nailed for strangling his bed-ridden wife who was hospitalized to secure a new port for dialysis. Only prosecutors say Wiggs was in the pits financially. So while his wife was lying in her hospital bed, the authorities say he smothered her — sealing her nose and mouth so that she couldn’t scream and ultimately causing her death. Wiggs faces second-degree murder and remanded on a $250,000 bond.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Heavyweight Caliber Crook (Seattle, WA)
A LOT OF hands pulled down a slinger moving some bigtime weight. THe mystery 20-year-old was nabbed with 89 pounds of crank, 8 pounds of blow, 1/4 pound of H, 1 ounce of China White (fentanyl powder), 14,000 fenty-pressed Mexis, $16,000, a Glock pistol.
HAUL: 89 pounds of crank, 8 pounds of blow, 1/4 pound of H, 1 ounce of China White (fentanyl powder), 14,000 fenty-pressed Mexis, $16,000, a Glock pistol
RAP: Multiple counts of Possession of Narcotics, and Unlawful Possession of a Firearm.
▀ Blabbing GA Driver Remains Silent After Being Caught With Almost 2 Kilos (Roswell, NM)
SHE WAS GABBING on her mobile while driving around. Oh, and beyond bloviating the woman was also bundling just under two kilos (about 4 1/2 pounds) of crystal. The unidentified 29-year-old from Toccoa, GA was busted with the stuff and facing a meth trafficking rap alongside her cell phone infraction.
▀ Ice Man Taketh Away (Lincoln Township, MI)
TIPSTERS DIMED A home on Fox Prairie where 51-year-old man was said to be doling out crank to a faithful clientele. The Tuesday bust put an end to his trade and saw the collection of about an ounce of crystal meth, a digital scale, drug baggies, and much of the same of tools and wares that drug dealers use to ply their poison. The perp is facing possession with intent to deliver methamphetamine and maintaining a drug house.
▀ Late Night Ice Run (Edgemoor, SC)
A PAIR WAS picked up driving around with a bunch of bad shit. Dennis Stowe was driving with David Grant riding shotgun at around Midnight on May 2. They were riding aroung Dye Road. Authorities turned out the car and found one pistol, 7.28 grams of MJ, 42 grams of meth, 7.3 Grams fentanyl.
HAUL: one pistol, 7.28 grams of MJ, 42 grams of meth, 7.3 Grams fentanyl
RAP: Possession of a Firearm by a Person Convicted of a Violent Felony, Possession of a Firearm During the Commission of a Violent Crime, Possession of Marijuana, Trafficking Fentanyl, Trafficking Methamphetamine
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Indosposed (Dickinson, ND)
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▀ Baby Stroller Snatcher (Hillsborough, NJ)
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▀ Barn Stormer (Chatham, Canada)
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▀ County Commish Busted For Nuisance (Hermiston, OR)
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▀ Creepy Company / Banned From Cemetary (Hungry Horse, MT)
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⬛ ET AL
▀ Vandals Shutter Original Starbucks (Seattle, WA)
VANDALS FORCED THE shuttering of the original Starbucks shop. THe Pike Place Market in Seattle is closed indefinitely after miscreants attacked it on Friday night. Cops and firefighters were spotted preparing the front facade window being destroyed. It has since been boarded up. "I came a long way for nothing,” said Hawaiian tourist David Kikau. “But it's okay I understand. In Hawaii we have Starbucks, and we hang out there. Study there, we meet there, and I bought stocks in it a while ago and I always wanted to see where it started."
▀ Conifer Crash (Pittsford, NY)
A DRIVER SMASHED into a tree at the Oak Hill Country Club and died.