MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1039 — 10-15-25
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Fiend Claims She Was Turning Drugs Over To Sheriffs For Free PlayStation (Georgetown, KY)
SHE SWORE ALL the drugs in her car were going to be offered to the Scott County Sheriff’s Office.
Of course, she expected to be compensated for the good deed with a PlayStation game console.
Jennifer Ney, 38, was allegedly attracting attention from cops on Oct. 13. She was seen weaving “all over the roadway” at a snail speed in a 70 mph zone on I-75.
Cops pursued her and she pulled over.
Ney stopped her car on the off-ramp and was acting especially paranoid; especially about a bag that was stuffed inside her sweatshirt.
When she was asked to step out of the car and show her hands, she released her grip on the bag and out propped two clear plastic bags containing light brown powder tied at the top inside her pocket.
More dope was found in the car including more baggies containing gray and pink powder substances, three cell phones, Xanax pills, and wads of cash in multiple denominations.
When questioned about all the drugs in the car — Ney allegedly cooked up a tale that she was on her way to the sheriff’s office to trade in the poison for a new PlayStation.
The deputies were skeptical — especially since Ney was heading in the opposite direction from Scott County Sheriff’s HQ.
Ney is facing first-degree trafficking in controlled substances; first-degree possession of controlled substances, DUI, first-degree promoting contraband, tampering with physical evidence, reckless driving, no registration plates, failure to maintain required insurance and prescription controlled substance not in proper container.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Livestock Slaughterers (Nevada, MO)
A CATTLE KILLER is being hunted.
Vernon County Sheriff Mike Buehler reported that several bovines are being gunned down along 54 Highway.
While they have some leads — he’s seeking tips to help lead to the executioner’s capture.
“I will not tolerate this. We are a rural community and farms and ranches sustain the life and livelihood [sic] of a good portion of the population in Vernon County. I will not leave any stone unturned.” -Sheriff Buehler
▀ Speed Racer (Santa Barbara, CA)
THE 101 FREEWAY doesn’t mean driving 101 MPH. Certainly not 109 MPH.
That was the essence of the highway patrol displeasure with one leadfoot.
CHP: Driving at that speed puts everyone at risk! There’s no margin for error at over 100 mph. Safety Reminder: Speeding doesn’t save time, it only increases your chances of a crash. Please slow down, drive responsibly, and help keep our highways safe for everyone.
▀ Puppy Slayer (Russellville, KY)
HE TOSSED PUPPIES over a fence. And they died.
Two days later he was made — by doing of all things paying property taxes.
Peter Everhart was allegedly the ghoul who drove up to a fencing and took three puppies from his pickup and lobbed them over to the grounds where other dogs rushed over.
And tragically to their untimely demise.
The incident was captured on CCTV back on the evening of Oct. 1.
Then after the footage was splashed online by animal care members — he was spotted by a witness who recognized his mug when she showed up at the sheriff’s office to remit his property taxes.
He now faces three counts of first-degree animal cruelty and three counts of second-degree animal cruelty.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Police Staffer Caught With Crystal Meth + White China (Woodbury, MN)
HE’S JOBLESS AND facing down the double barrel of trafficking heavyweight dope.
Jamond Glass, 34, who was fired from his civilian gig with the St. Paul Police Department.
Glass was found to be receiving a package containing a batch of drugs.
Minneapolis Airport Police intercepted the package reportedly addressed to a “Kay Wilson”.
A sting was hatched to repackage it and execute its delivery.
The fuzz was in the waits when Glass received it. They then pounced once the suspect brought it into the home.
A warrant was executed to search his digs. It’s there where the deputies discovered Glass was sitting on nine pounds of methamphetamine, and 1.68 pounds of fentanyl.
Once he was found out — Glass, who was detailed at the non-fatal shooting unit of the force, was axed.
HAUL: 9.8 pounds of methamphetamine, 1.68 pounds of fentanyl, 10.5 grams of cocaine, a KAHR pistol, a loaded .40 caliber magazine, a Springfield XD-40 with a partially loaded magazine
RAP: First-degree possession of 50 grams or more of cocaine or methamphetamine
▀ Indiscrete Dopers Nabbed (Piedmont, CA)
THEY COULDN’T KEEP their dope fixing on the hush.
Five suspected perps were wrangled and their heroin, meth, and fentanyl, MJ, and paraphernalia was seized.
▀ Roadtripping With 130 LBS. Of Meth (Omaha, NE)
SHE WAS HAULING a heavy load.
On the evening of Oct. 11, Iesha Smith, 47, of Smyrna, Georgia, was busted tooling around in a Nissan Altima on I-80 with several trash bags in the truck filled with 130 pounds of meth.
A trooper apparently saw the car puttering with the heavy trunkload and enforced a traffic stop where a K9 was brought in and sniffed out the glass.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Cop Wanabe In Hyundai Bungles Bogus Bust (North Augusta, GA)
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▀ Gal Chomps 2 Deputies, Whacks 1 With His Baton (Williamsburg, KY)
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▀ Out Of Towners Ganked (Calabasas, CA)
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▀ Her Queen Card Bounced (Independence, OH)
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▀ Twice Duped (Berthoud, CO)
▀ Her Long Shower Leads To Meth Bust (Berthoud, CO)
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▀ Bad Beamer (Durango, CO)
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▀ Perv Does Drive-By (Federal Way, WA)
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⬛ LOWER LEARNING
▀ Dental School Threats (Boston University)
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▀ ‘GTA’ + ‘Ferrari’ Branded Powder (Point Park University)
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