MMM - DAILY

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

Issue No. 500 - 08-30-23

▀ A cop plowed their cruiser into a mini-mart, racking up $40,000 in damages. ▀ A cowboy with three parrots perched on his person robbed a person at a McDonald’s. ▀ A thief unscrewed a street lamp and recorded the deed. ▀ A pair were nabbed with heroin, crack, and cocaine. ▀ A man was bullied by a ph…