MMM - DAILY

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 631 - 03-05-24

▀ A philandering man wanted to bed his wife, but when she denied him, so he beat her to death.

▀ The wanted bank bandit’s disguise featured an orange wig and a prosthetic nose. ▀ A lost pot-belly pig is hoping to be reunited with its owners. ▀ A dope mule was busted driving a car with a secret compartm…