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M.L. Nestel

Jul 17, 2025

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 981 — 07-17-25

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Until the next ones… -MMM

⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Big Time Bang (Pittsburg, CA)

A HUGE HAUL culminated a two month probe.

SWAT Team members joined narcos to serve search warrants and raid three drug trap houses.

PPD: “They hit the jackpot!”

In sum, the cops collected an un-serialized, fully automatic AR pistol with a “silencer” (cue the dramatic music), a “Draco” pistol ready for action with its 7.62x39 chamber, 2 Glock 10mm pistols, a booming KSG 12-gauge shotgun, and a Sig Sauer 9mm pistol, 100 grams of fentanyl disguised as counterfeit M30s or “oxys”, and 800.

▀ License-Less, But Flush Full Of Felonies (Mechanicsburg, OH)

May be an image of lighter, money and text

A DRIVER WAS unable to produce a license to drive.

And he also didn’t have much to say about the cache of dope in the ride.

Cops stopped a speedy driver on July 12.

They then searched the car and determined the driver, who had a lengthy past, was holding dope.

The cops bagged 16 grams of cocaine and 45 grams of marijuana, along with packaging materials, a digital scale, and paper profits.

▀ $2M Coke-Coke Chanel Bust (Frenchtown Township, MI)

Monroe Post Commercial Vehicle Enforcement Officers (CVED) say they seized a large amount of cocaine worth up to nearly $2 million on Tuesday (Courtesy - Michigan State Police){ }

THE WEIGH STATION for a tractor trailer was especially heavy.

Cops were called to suss out a rig rolling along I-75.

At around 9:15 p.m. on Tuesday cops swooped in and popped open the haul and discovered the wonky lopsided source: $1.82 million worth of puro in the form of 70 vacuum sealed packages.

The 26-year-old driver from Ontario, Canada claimed he had been returning to Canada with a load from Ohio.

The dope was stashed in four U-Haul cardboard boxes.

The dope itself was emblazoned with lux fashion brand Chanel insignia.

The driver was hit with possession with intent to deliver cocaine, over 1000 grams.

⬛ THE BLUE NOTE

▀ Up Shitface Creek (North Ridgeville, OH)

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▀ Dunkin Donuts Burgled (Bear, DE)

▀ Toyota Clips Amish Horse And Buggy (Liberty Township, PA)

▀ Expensive Deception (Penn Township, PA)

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▀ $5K Worth Of Designer Beauty Products Snatched (Los Gatos, CA)

▀ Patient Waterfight (Los Gatos, CA)

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▀ No Way To Borrow Sugar (Durango, CO)

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▀ Tortilla Tossers (Redding, CA)

⬛ K9 V. K9

▀ K9 Cain’s Massive Score (Arcata, CA)

IT WAS NO secret that a player in the game was moving big weight of dope from northern California to Los Angeles.

Zachary Caso, 32, was dinged making a run south and his car searched.

That had K9 Cain was summoined and his nose caught a scent of ketamine and several thousand dollars.

A subsequent raid led to Janes Road and found Tobias Schneer, 41, being detained and the seizure of a copious amounts items including 2.3 pounds of cocaine, 4.1 pounds of ketamine, 4.4 pounds of concentrated cannabis, 8 pounds of psilocybin mushrooms, 2.2 pounds of DMT, 1.5 pounds of MDMA, 119 Xanax bars, 151 DMT vape pens, 13.5 Suboxone pills, 4 grams of MDA, 1 gram of Valium, $138,833, Digital scales, packaging materials, pay/owe sheets
Lab equipment/facilities for the manufacturing of liquid hallucinogenic substances.

HAUL: 2.3 pounds of cocaine, 4.1 pounds of ketamine, 4.4 pounds of concentrated cannabis, 8 pounds of psilocybin mushrooms, 2.2 pounds of DMT, 1.5 pounds of MDMA, 119 Xanax bars, 151 DMT vape pens, 13.5 Suboxone pills, 4 grams of MDA, 1 gram of Valium, $138,833, Digital scales, packaging materials, pay/owe sheetsLab equipment/facilities for the manufacturing of liquid hallucinogenic substances.

RAP:

Caso: Manufacturing a controlled substance, transportation of narcotics for the purpose of sales, possession of a controlled substance for the purpose of sales, marijuana for sales, possession of narcotics for the purpose of sales, operating/maintaining a drug house,

Shneer: Manufacturing a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance

▀ K9 Waldo’s 2 Kilo Bust (Nashville, NC)

THE INDO SMOKE was wafting.

The Nash County Sheriff’s deputies smelled it too. Enter Waldo, the wonder pup.

He was quick to pounce (and likely got heaps of giblets and treats after sniffing out not only the weed but about 2 bricks of coke and stacks of dough.

Harry Rodriguez Felix, of Pennsylvania, and Marcos Josuel Rivera Garcia, of Maryland wee pulled over on Tuesday while traveling along 95 South in a white minivan with out-of-state tags.

The burnt trees led to a search of the van and Waldo sniffed up 1.9 kilograms of cocaine, a scale, and large amounts of cash.

HAUL: 1.9 kilograms of cocaine, a scale, and large amounts of cash

RAP: Conspiracy to commit a felony, trafficking cocaine, maintaining a vehicle for the use, storage or sell of a controlled substance (held on a $2.5 million bond each)

BACKTALK

Melissa Jones: But they didn't find the Marijuana they smelled?

Gary Barbour: That would be embarrassing be busted by such a cute little dog… 😂

Illan Molina: That’s an adorable drug dog

⬛ SCENESTERS

▀ Teens Firing Flare Guns Torches Yacht (Bradenton, FL)

THREE TEENS WERE caught for firing flare guns off Green Bridge that set a yacht ablaze.

The pup-aged perps were caught igniting a fire upon a 45-foot yacht on Monday at the Twin Dolphin Marina on 1st Avenue West.

A 14-year-old kid is facing arson charges for the incident. The 11 and 12-year-olds were charged with possession of a firearm by a minor and discharging a firearm in public or on residential property.