MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 991 — 07-30-25
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ 106 MPH In A 65 MPH (King City, CA)
A LEADFOOT RIDING a Corvette with purple headlights stopped by a highway patrolman after ticking up to 106 MPH in a 65 zone.
The perp was also cited for excessive tinted windows and lacking a front plate.
CHP: Speed is dangerous not only for the driver but the passengers and the surrounding motoring public. Arrive Alive. Drive Safe.
BACKTALK:
Daniel Bryant Sr.: At that rate of speed the driver should be arrested and car impounded. As seen here the driver got a ticket days before, same reason. That's why they keep doing it. California is to leaninet on reckless driving.
Candice Tirre: As a police records clerk, this hand writing is beautiful! 😂
Eric James Metz: at 106 why was he not arrested? When the license was run why was the earlier infraction at 110 not given for him to be arrested and the car impounded?
Alex Bassi: 99 Corvette with purple lights? Should be impounded for poor taste 😂
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ High Vacancy (Santa Rosa, CA)
A DOPE DUO setting up shop in a hotel room were paid an uninvited visit by a brigade of deputies.
The July 24 visit the lodging spot had the MOS busting Carlos Muro, 37, and Andrew Ramirez, 36, for having “overstayed their checkout time” — and also hoarding heaps of drugs… specifically eight pounds of methamphetamine and a gun.
Muro and Ramirez (who was on probation) were taken away and formally charged.
HAUL: Eight pounds of methamphetamine and a gun
RAP: Possession of a loaded firearm while in possession of methamphetamine, possession of firearms and ammunition by prohibited persons, possession of methamphetamine for sale, concealing narcotics in a false compartment, and conspiracy. Ramirez faces an additional charge for violating probation. Both individuals remain in custody with bail set at $30,000 each.
▀ Fat Bag Of No-No (Madisonville, TN)
THEY CALL IT a “knock and talk” and it had investigators scoring a big sealable bag of crank.
On Jul 27, the fuzz turned up to a drug den where they found a pound of glass and charged an unnamed slinger with possession of the meth with intent to sell.
▀ Wanted Herbivore Dinged (Berkeley, CA)
A DRIVER WAS stopped driving for several equipment violations.
On the morning of July 24, cops took a special interest in a car that was driving along East State Park.
They determined that the driver had an active warrant they found various marijuana, cash, and an extended magazine (sans gun).
▀ Hot Wheeler (Dyersburg, TN)
A raid on a home on Countryman Street had exposed a dope fiend who and a parked stolen motorcycle.
On July 28, the agents moved in on the suspect and seized 4.6 grams of meth, 11 Adderall tablets, 6 Suboxone strips, and impounded the stolen motorcycle out of Florida.
BACKTALK:
Roger Ferris: Who the Hell goes to Florida to steal a Suzuki Boulevard?
Steve Floyd: They finally got em. I lived around the corner from this house for 3 years. Wide open 24/7
Janet Williams Bailey: I wonder if that go cart is for sale. My boys have been wanting one🤷♀️
Sarah Crawford: Don’t destroy the addys
Sharon Banks: Innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Cracked-Up With Nunchcucks (Fair Lawn, NJ)
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▀ $200K Loader Nicked From New York, Reappears In Quebec (Brasher, NY)
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▀ Ransackers Rake In Thousands (Agoura Hills, CA)
▀ Copperheads Slither Away (Agoura Hills, CA)
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▀ ‘Superman’ Slugger Goes To Court (San Diego, CA)
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▀ Messing With Mail Is A Federal Offense (Nutley, NJ)
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▀ Not-So-Accidental-Assault (Fremont, CA)
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▀ Uber Beatdown (Denton, TX)
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▀ Dad Forgot His Clothes Again (Richmond Heights, OH)
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▀ Puppy Rope-A-Dope (Stockton, MN)
▀ Molotov Cocktail Tosser (Winona, MN)
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⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Saved From The Neck Of The Rip (San Diego, CA)
A SWIMMER PULLED into a rip tide was pulled to safety by a lifeguard.
The county guard was seen driving up to the spot as a chopper above kept eyes on the struggling swimmer egg-beatering to stay afloat.
The rescuer paddled out passed the shorebreak and took the person back to drier sands.
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