MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 642 - 03-19-24
<> ‘He can come to my fucking house. I pay for him. He can come to my house!’
-Adam Sizemore, a fed up father arrested for threatening the school principal and then pestering the cops because of his son’s extensive amount of homework assignments.
▀ A fed-up dad is facing criminal charges for harassing the school principal and then cops with sinister phone calls — all because his kid is being assigned too much homework.
▀ A not-so-Christian pair (one wearing a “Jesus Saved My Life” hoodie) knocked out a gas station clerk after he asked them to show ID for their cigar purchase. ▀ A pair blazed through Los Angeles — reaching 125 MPH in a stolen blacked out SUV before ending their run at a dispensary where one was tackled and the other so far may have gotten away. ▀ A domestic disturbance led the law to discover a ton of guns and meth. ▀ A young man was caught walking with some fatty nuggs of MJ and a sack of cocaine. ▀ A high schooler was caught soliciting to kids on social media a variety of dope. ▀ An oddball was blabbing about his fascination with sinks and his love to take photos of them. ▀ Some mauraders TP’d a girl’s car then smothered it with cat food and mustard.
▀ A woman stabbed her beau after she caught him texting a gal on the side.
▀ A mother was correct that she heard gunshots… but it was just her son offing an opossum. ▀ A restaurant staffer was charged for smearing a customer’s car with cooking grease for their poor parking job.
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ ‘Better put his big boy pants on!’ Dad Busted After Dialing Cops 18 Times To Whine About Son’s Homework (Oxford, OH)
HIS CHARGE HAS a life. And it’s not all about logging hours and hours to finish homework. Adam Sizemore was apparently fed up with the mountains of work his son was being assigned. So he called the school to complain, according to cops. “Better put his big boy pants on,” he allegedly told the school principal in one of the threats. When the school didn’t budge or respond, Sizemore called the cops. Eighteen times!
“He can come to my fucking house. I pay for him. He can come to my house!” -Adam Sizemore
Cops ultimately decided to put the screws to Sizemore, charging him with telecommunications harassment and menacing.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ ‘Jesus Saved My Life’ Stickup Artists For Stogie (Oklahoma City, OK)
TWO PUNKS ROUGHED up a gas station clerk to unconsciousness… for pressing them for ID when they asked to purchase a cigar. The March 5 beatdown occurred inside the SW 59th Street mart. One of the suspects donned a hoodie with the slogan: “Jesus saved my life.” They pummeled the clerk and fled.
▀ Blacked Out Stolen SUV Tips 125MPH In Cop Chase (Burbank, CA)
A LEADFOOT PEAKED passed 125 MPH sans headlights as it flew through the San Fernando Valley. The chase ended behind a cannabis distillery in Sylmar where cops tackled one perp. The seocnd remains outstanding.
WATCH: «CHOPPER CAM»
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Domestic Destruction (Chester, SC)
PROBLEMS ON THE homefront had deputies paying a house call to one ROnald Wilson. The 41-year-old evidently was stirring up trouble inside of the White Taile Drive. With a search warrant, the deputies found bunch of bad shit.
HAUL: 20 grams methamphetamine, 85 Grams MJ, 34 guns (hundreds of rounds of ammunition, along with firearms equipped with suppressors)
RAP: Domestic Violence (3rd Degree), possession with Intent to Distribute Marijuana, Trafficking Methamphetamine / more than 10 Grams but less Than 28 grams, Firearms Possession During the Commission of a Violent Crime
▀ Tough Break For Bloke (Merseyside, UK)
HIS POCKETS WERE stocked. A 21-year-old man pacing around Smithdown Road with a “large quantity” trees and blow was found of cocaine, cannabis and drug paraphernalia such as scales and bags.
▀ High Schooler’s High Times Social Media Hustle (Aloha OR)
THE HUSTLE WAS posted on social. Cops shutdown a young dope peddler by nabbing the high schooler for advertising a semi-automatic “ghost” gun, two Glock 9mm magazines, ammo, scales, suspected cocaine, marijuana, liquid Promethazime, a knife, spent casings, and cash.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Kook Snapping Sink Pics (Argyle, TX)
▀ Daughter’s Car Smeared With Cat Food + Mustard And TP’d (Argyle, TX)
«SOURCE»
▀ ‘Little Bit Crazy’ Woman Stabs Beau After Texting Gal On Side (Duncan, OK)
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▀ Vermin Assassin (Midland, TX)
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▀ Greaseball (Oxford, OH)