MMM - DAILY

M.L. Nestel

Aug 26, 2025

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 1008 — 08-26-25

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I have two ounces of drugs.’

-Loose-lipped tenant entreated cops to return to the house they were leaving.

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Until the next ones… -MMM

⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

▀ 100+ MPH Hot Wheeler Pitstops For Petrol In Cop Chase, Then Goes Poof (Lynwood, CA)

HE HAD PLENTY of time.

A carjacker took off with a blue Infiniti 250 from the Whilshire nabe and toured the town with a convoy of cruisers.

At around 10 p.m. on Friday a towdriver reported the lux car taken and so began the cat and mouse; often on the shoulder of the road.

The driver was center stage from above by news choppers.

It was good they had eyes on him, too because despite going over 100 MPH on the road the calvary somehow decided it was shift change and pulled off.

With nothing but time to kill — the driver was seen pulling into a Shell gas station on Imperial Highway and Long Beach Boulevard in Lynwood.

The car thieft was seen popping out of the car with a dark T-shirt cloaking his mug.

He pumped the gas for a few minutes, craning upward several times in paranoia.

A outlaw motorcycle gang biker wearing his colors didn’t pay the dude much mind.

After the car was filled — he took off and the pursuing detail reappeared.

They wandered all over the lanes if the 105 Freeway, 110 Freeway, 710 Freeway and the 10 Freeway.

The car slowly crashed into a telephone pole as it rolled under the 10 Freeway overpass at Alameda Street near the Fashion District. (Not even the news choppers could see.)

It seems the driver pulled some kind of Houdini.

Cops suspect he either tag-teamed with another pal driver or carjacked an SUV.

⬛ WANTED V. NABBED

▀ (Coral Springs, FL)

A LONG LOST Marx brother lookalike is being hunted for knocking off a bank.

The feds say the suspect, dressed in a poplin, slacks and disguised in a mask getup with shades when he entered an Amerant Bank branch on North University Drive at around 11:45 a.m. on Monday.

He shook down a teller for loot and took off.

⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Buckets Of Baddies (Anderson, SC)

HE KEPT HIS dope in buckets.

Earlier this month, investigators took a door on Secret Lane to find buckets of drugs inside of the house.

They also pinched Clarence Rowe.

They wheeled away with 342 grams of cocaine, 2,170 grams (4.78 pounds) of ecstasy, 200 grams of meth, 96 grams of crack, and a stolen pistol.

HAUL: 342 grams of cocaine, 2,170 grams (4.78 pounds) of ecstasy, 200 grams of meth, 96 grams of crack, and a stolen pistol

RAP: Trafficking Methamphetamine, Cocaine, Crack Cocaine and Possession of a Firearm During a Violent Crime. Rowe remains inside the Anderson County Detention Center. #ThatsDope

▀ (Bloomington, IN)