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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 166 — 05-03-22

GPS: ‘U-TURNED???’

THE GPS told her to. That’s the copout a 26-year-old woman tried when she plowed her Toyota Highlander smack dab into Portland PD’s HQ. The responding officers (did anybody actually radio for a response on this one?!) determined that rather than blame the direction guiding g…