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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1033 — 10-09-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Nike Nixer (Santa Monica, CA)
A SNEAKERHEAD WHO owns a popular SoCal boutique was nicked after commandeering $500,000 worth of hijacked shoes off a train.
Adeel Shams, 34, who owns Coolkicks, was busted on Oct. 2 following a raid on Stewart Street.
“During the operation, detectives recovered an estimated $500,000 worth of stolen train cargo, including unreleased Nike shoes and clothing,” according to the LAPD’s release. “This case underscores the importance of interagency collaboration in combating large-scale cargo theft and preserving the integrity of commercial supply chains.”
Officers seized 2,100 pairs of stolen Nikes and 150 cartons of Nike attire pawned off as legit inventory.
Shams faces a charge of receiving stolen property, police said.
The sole proprietor’s shop is a main draw for various celebs who are filmed clamoring over the latest and greatest.
The outfit released a formal response claiming that the accusations of acquiring hot goods “came as a complete shock to our entire team”.
It continued: “Neither Coolkicks leadership, nor our staff, had any knowledge or reason to believe that these products were stolen.
“We entered into this purchase in good faith, as we always have…”
The biz, which touts on its website “everything authentic 100%” stressed the alleged pilfered shoes they bought weren’t counterfeit.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Drunkard’s Drug Selling Problems Get Exposed (Arlington, VA)
A RECKLESS DRIVER caused the cops to look closer.
On the evening of Oct. 2, cops initiated a stop as the car was motoring along Glebe Road. They stepped up to the car and saw the driver was having happy hour on the go.
Beyond confiscating the booze, the officers towed the car and collected cocaine, prescription pills, packaging materials, and cash.
Officers later secured a search warrant to the driver’s home and seized more cash, cocaine, paraphernalia, and a scale.
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▀ 45, 47 POTUS H (Holyoke, MA)
A COUPLE HUSTLERS were apparently up to no good on Elm Street.
At the witching hour of 4 a.m. on Monday, cops say they spotted Samuel Rodriguez and Samantha Cayer for attempting to ply 80 bags of apache (heroin and fentanyl combo), and $100.
Among the marked sleeves were a stack with President Donald Trump’s likeness.
They also busted Santiago Soltren-Ramirez for trespassing.
HAUL: 80 bags of apache (heroin and fentanyl combo), and $100
RAP: Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class A Drug – Subsequent Offense, Possession of a Class A Drug – Subsequent Offense, Trespassing
▀ Racer-Themed Smack (Holyoke, MA)
MIDDAY AT GRAMPS Park had cops rooting out a suspected crack pusher.
Luis Manuel-Perez, 39, was dinged on Sept. 30, holding a crack pipe, a couple vials of rocks and some lose change.
A closer look at the suspect’s pockets resulted in the discovery of additional 35 vials of crack and 17 bags of smack — the sleeves emblazoned with race-themed brands including “Daytona 500” and “GUMBO”.
HAUL: 35 vials of crack and 17 bags of smack
RAP: Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class A Drug – Subsequent Offense, Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class B Drug, Possession of a Class A Drug, Possession of a Class B Drug
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ ‘No’ Was The Wrong Answer (Richmond, CA)
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▀ Booze-Fueled Madman Nods Off (Gillette, WY)
▀ Masked Poachers (Gillette, WY)
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▀ Jerkoff! (Denton, TX)
▀ Smoking The Chronic (Watertown, WI)
▀ 911 Indecision (Durango, CO)
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▀ Spiked Gas Tank (Shaker Heights, OH)
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⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Gleaming The Tube (New York, NY)
A SKATER CLEARED an entire subway track.
The talented rider, referred to on the clip as Tyshawn Jones, was captured on video pulling off the bold stunt at the 145th Street stop.
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⬛ ET AL
**SATIRE**NOT TRUE, NOT TRUE… BUT WISH IT WERE TRUE…
▀ Bearly Drunk (Yellowstone, WY)
THE NEWS GODS never would be this generous.
The satirical periodical The Casper Planet conjured a real smashed cowboy atop a full-grown grizzly bear, guzzling a handle of vodka while deputies are trailing behind on Highway 14.
Lars McCready (if only he existed), 38, donning a fur cap and striped shirt supposedly drew out the bear chase going a remarkably snail pace of 7 MPH while tipping the open container.
After ignoring the law, “I told him to dismount the animal,” the deputy recounted. And he countered: “‘It’s fine, he’s the designated walker.’”
Ultimately, the beastmaster stunned even the most seasoned Fish and Game agent.
“We’ve seen a lot, but this is new,” a flack mused.
McCready was hit with DUI, wildlife endangerment, and “operating an unlicensed mode of transportation.”