MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 979 — 07-15-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Good day at the office, lads.’
-David Sherratt praised coppers after a high-speed chase ended with the discovery of 40 pounds worth of coke tucked in the boot of his Peugeot
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Bandits Scamper Off With $500K Worth Of Jewels (Greenville, SC)
BANDITS RAIDED A store for its precious baubles.
The heist took place on July 3 at Upstate Gold Exchange.
Cops say the crook took off with more than $500,000 worth of jewelry, gold, and coins.
▀ Pokémon Pilferer (Salisbury, NC)
A CARD CROOK took off with a box of Pokémon cards from a Five Below store.
The theft suspect was captured on CCTV running out of the merchant on June 29 and zipping away in a gray Mitsubishi Eclipse convertible.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Bittersweet Home (Salisbury, NC)
THE HOME HAD a past and it lived up to it.
Deputies flooded an Old Mocksville Road crib where three people were caught pushing poison.
Stacey Bryant, Adam Anderson, and Wayne Morrison were lassoed for pushing product out of the home
Narcos moved in on the trio after a month’s long probe and seized 15 grams of fentanyl, 24 grams of methamphetamine, 18 grams of cocaine, numerous opioid pills, and two illegal guns from the home.
It was a bit of déjà vu given that the same home back in 2016 was raided and found to be hosting explosive materials tied to a meth lab replete with incendiaries.
▀ Coke Slinger Dinged (Anderson, SC)
IT WAS A blow bonanza.
The law descended on a home on Knowlandwood Circle at the end of June.
They nabbed Mayo Pickens, 46, and hauled away 75.5 kilos (166.5 pounds) of puro, a bunch of greenbacks, and big guns.
HAUL: 75.5 kilos (166.5 pounds) of coke
RAP: Trafficking cocaine
▀ 2 Caught Selling Morning Glory (Eugene, OR)
CALL THEM TRAVEL agents.
A pair was spotted lugging around Skinner Butte Park with a bunch of dope and magic mushrooms.
At 7:30 a.m. on July 12, cops stopped 19-year-old Logan Michael Siddons and another person who had with them a jumbo bag of psilocybin mushrooms and some mason jars with trees.
The cops took them into custody and seized 3.78 pounds of psilocybin mushrooms, 24 grams of cocaine, 198 grams of Butane Hash Oil, 1.69 pounds of marijuana, 31 Xanax bars, a loaded pistol with ammunition, and packaging materials.
HAUL: 3.78 pounds of psilocybin mushrooms, 24 grams of cocaine, 198 grams of Butane Hash Oil, 1.69 pounds of marijuana, 31 Xanax bars, a loaded pistol with ammunition, and packaging materials
RAP: Warrants, Unlawful Possession of Cocaine (Commercial Drug Offense), Unlawful Possession of Schedule 1 Controlled Substance (Commercial Drug Offense), Unlawful Possession of Schedule 4 Controlled Substance, and Unlawful Possession of a Firearm.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Maybe He Hoped Court Would Be Held At A Pharmacy (Colonie, NY)
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▀ Boozer Slaps Woman To Leave Her Home (Village of St. Charles, FL)
▀ ‘Your Elbowed Me In My Tit!’ (Ocklawaha, FL)
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▀ Woman Dodges Shooter’s Salvo (Torrance, CA)
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▀ Meth Duo Drive Into Dead-End (Manchester, WI)
⬛ WORLDLY WTF
▀ ‘Good day At The Office, Lads!’ (West Midlands, England)
THE RUBBER WAS burning and flying.
And the driver was all warm and fuzzy after getting pinched.
David Sherratt, 48, was picked up after trying to outrun the law on the road where speeds in his black Peugeot 3008 ticked up passed 120 MPH on M5 and M42 motorways.
Cops say in the hot pursuit a tire got loose and flew off the rim.
But once finally stopped, the suspect was lead footing it because he had 40 pounds ( £1.3 million [$1,748,604]) worth of coke in the Peugeot’s boot.
Once plucked out of the ride, Sherratt was recorded heaping praise, saying: “Good day at the office, isn’t it, for you? Good day at the office, lads.”
Further, cops say the perp was a central courier moving 298 pounds of yayo — earning £20,000 ($27,000) in six weeks for his hustling.
