MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1027 — 09-29-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I hate cops, fuck you!’
-Boat captain of (can’t make this up) The Defiant mouthing off to responding police over engine trouble
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Armed, But Casually-Clad Crooks (Sachse, TX)
THREE CARJACKERS MIGHT as well have been wearing PJs and driving blind.
The punks (two of them feeling especially easy-breezy on their day of deviance — opting for a shoe choice being slides) allegedly drew a piece and tried comandeer a man’s ride while it was stopped on Blossom Drive back on Sept. 26.
They soon flip-flopped away — but didn’t get far. In fact as they hauled ass to elude capture, the suspects were involved in a smashup.
THey took off on foot.
That’s where several police departments scrambled units and drones to track down the bandits.
Hours ticked by and just before 9 p.m. the all three were caught.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Speedster’s Smog Troubles (Santa Rosa, CA)
THE CHEVY CAMARO was flooring it on the 101 freeway and also aggravating ears.
Besides roaring on the road on Sunday, and punching passed 116 MPH — cops say the leadfoot’s muscle car was tuned with an exhaust system that caused an enrionemtnal hazard and was especially loud.
▀ Wheels And All! (Trinity / Kountze, TX)
A TEENAGER TOOK cops through several counties on quite a ride until the wheels came off the pickup.
Cops say the 17-year-old joyrider took off in Trinity while attempting to evade the fuzz.
Over 100 miles was logged with cops from several police departments relaying until spike strips were deployed.
But the kid motorist was especially adept at dodging them.
The efforts continued until they reached Kountze and a successful spike strip was accomlished, ending the chase.
BACKTALK:
Libby N Ray Bailey: That ain’t no 17 yr olds truck . Somebody’s Daddy or paw paw is pissed right now !
Jake Odom: Suprised a 6.0 would make it that far
Jordan Bateman: How much for the scratch and dent generator? 👀
Kayla Razo: That generator was fighting for its life 😂
Jay Holcombe: Whoever owns that truck is going to give him more punishment once he gets home 😂
Daniel Penngtion: Drop truck off at my House. 100 miles of ruff riding just need new tires and better driver.. LoL 😂
Zane Wayne: Poor powerstroke😂😭
Ericka Atkins: So why did they want to pull him over to begin with
Savanna Barton: He said if Im going to jail then IM GOING TO JAIL FOR REAL BOSS lol but seriously what could someone so young be running from? Did he have warrants, drugs, was the truck stolen? Im curious to know.
Ricky Carter: Looks like that generator was wanting to jump out, but couldn’t find the courage. Glad it didn’t... Could have been real bad bouncing down the road.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Hefty Haul (Kallamazoo, MI)
THREE WARRANTS YIELDED a score of dope.
A 39-year-old man was fitted for cuffs on Sept. 20 when narcos showed up at his door and collected all kinds of poison including meth, heroin, and fentanyl.
They served warrants at East Cork Street (where they searched the perp’s car) and collected four pounds of crystal meth.
They then served another on Race Street where they collected three guns, more meth, as well as cocaine, heroin, and fentanyl.
The third warrants was executed at Candlewyck Drive and resulted in more methamphetamine.
HAUL: four pounds of crystal meth, three guns, more meth, as well as cocaine, heroin, and fentanyl
RAP: intent to distribute methamphetamine and several firearm charges
▀ Rocks, H + 5 Bands (Springfield, MA)
A SUSPECTED SLINGER was picked up oushing dope and pocketing plenty of proceeds.
Raul Pantoja, 44, was nabbed on Calhoun Streed minutes after 11 a.m. on Sept. 25, where cops say he had been watched for months playing a bad actor.
They discovered in his car he was holding a 28 bags of heroin, 86.5 grams of crack, and $5,300.
HAUL: 86.5 grams crack, 28 bags of heroin, a loaded gun with 11 rounds of ammunition
RAP: Cocaine Trafficking 36-100 Grams, Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class A Drug, Convicted Felon in Possession of a Firearm, Carrying a Firearm without a License, Carrying a Loaded Firearm without a License
▀ Machine Guns, AKs + AR15s Arsenal (Dixon, CA)
HE’S STARING DOWN the gunbarrel of a lot of hard time.
Last week, Filiberto Martinez, 36, was fitted for a jumpsuit after a throng of MOS (including multiple K9s) stopped him driving.
They not only searched the suspect’s car, but then served warrants to check out his other cars and his home.
There, they say the man wa holding four pounds of cocaine, one pound of methamphetamine, various vials of steroids, scales, drug packaging materials, $8,551, and then 60 guns (some found in three kids’ bedrooms) including loaded pistols, rifles, machine guns, shotguns, and a Glock pistol which had an automatic conversion switch, multiple short-barreled rifles (AR-15 and AK-47 variants) — some with suppressors and numerous high-capacity magazines for Glocks, AK-47s and AR-15s.
HAUL: Four pounds of cocaine, one pound of methamphetamine, various vials of steroids, scales, drug packaging materials, $8,551, and then 60 guns (some found in three kids’ bedrooms) including loaded pistols, rifles, machine guns, shotguns, and a Glock pistol which had an automatic conversion switch, multiple short-barreled rifles (AR-15 and AK-47 variants) — some with suppressors and numerous high-capacity magazines for Glocks, AK-47s and AR-15s
RAP: Possession of cocaine for sale, possession of methamphetamine for sale, possession of an assault weapon, possession of controlled substance while in possession of a loaded firearm, possession of a short-barreled rifle, possession of machine gun with automatic switch, loaning a firearm to a minor, child endangerment
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Bears Can Drive Too (Lake Tahoe, NV)
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▀ Dude, I Torched My Car! (Grenport, NY)
▀ Thank You For Not Smoking At The Vineyard (Mattituck, NY)
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▀ Pill Hustle (Prince Frederick, MD)
▀ Postal Crackpot (Lusby, MD)
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▀ Faux Father (Dickinson, ND)
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▀ Bungling Burglar Remain Broke, Rack Up $10K Damages (Denton, TX)
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▀ Old-Timer Shoves Woman (Eau Claire, WI)
▀ Round And Round The Roundabout (Eau Claire, WI)
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▀ Rogue Cows And Jackasses (Argyle, TX)
▀ Hotel Intruder Broke Bathroom (Argyle, TX)
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▀ Nude Sender Doesn’t Think Blackmailer Will Post Pics (Berea, OH)
▀ Drunkard Wishes Herpes On Jailers (Richmond Heights, OH)
▀ My Ex Is Tactically Preparing To Ruin Me! (Richmond Heights, OH)
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▀ Baby Daddy Has Some Issues (Chinook, WA)
▀ Capt. Rapscallion.. Of The Defiant (Chinook, WA)
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