MMM - DAILY

M.L. Nestel

Jun 12, 2025

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 958 — 06-12-25

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Give me the money! All large if possible!’

-Upper crust bank robber demanded only large denominations

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Until the next ones… -MMM

⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

▀ Uber Driver Turns In Bank Robbing Fare (Idaho Falls, ID)

A BANK HEIST was thwarted by a vigilant Uber driver.

At around 6 p.m. on Tuesday a bank teller pressed a panic alarm from inside the Idaho Central Credit Union on South 15th Street.

A woman was inside attempting to withdraw $10,000 from another person’s account using a stolen ID.

By the time the first officer arrived at the bank — he noticed a woman walking toward a white GMC Terrain parked directly in front of the branch.

He attempted to gain her attention but the woman — later identified as Wendy Bess — was unwilling to respond.

She allegedly tried to zip away.

The officer attemtped to to convince Bess to stop the car and he then reached into the open window to unlock the door.

That prompted Bess to hit the gas and the officer was dragged 50 feet.

Bess rolled the car through a rough patch of the lot before heading off with a convoy of cops behind.

She was last seen fleeing east on West 49th South tipping 80 MPH and blowing through several stop signs, smashing fences and heading into oncoming traffic forcing cars off the roadway.

Police pulled off their pursuit.

But Bess didn’t manage to get a clean getaway. She ditched the car at a home that aroused suspicion from neighbors. By the time troopers and deputies scoped for her — she was in the wind.

While looking for Bess or any clues to her whereabouts — an Uber driver approached officers and recounted him giving a lift to a woman nearby a tree line where Bess had parted with the GMC Terrain.

The line on the 50-year-old bandit from Texas was critical in tracking her down and booking her.

They soon learned that Bess had not only tried knocking off the Idaho Central Credit Union — but also two other banks for the same ten band sum that same day.

Bess faces felony battery on an officer, two counts felony attempted grand theft, grand theft, felony eluding, and misdemeanor resisting or obstructing.

⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Motorcyclist Tosses Meth In Cop Chase (Angola, IN)

A SPEED RACER was caught tossing his crank before being netted.

Alan Jones, 60, was spotted blazing along CR 600 East at around 6:30 p.m. on Tuesday.

A state trooper gave chase and despite refusing to slow down — finally reeled in Jones.

But not before the sextagenarian lobbed a sack filled with a “large amount” of crystal meth.

Jones was hauled away and then the trooper returned to the pitstopped spot to recover the tossed tick-tick.

Jones faces a slew of dope dealing charges.

▀ Driver Caught With Big Time Coke + Fetty (Albany, NY)

A NOT-SO-DISCREET DRIVER was popped with 1,500 bags of fentanyl

At around 10 p.m. on Monday deputies sussed a car driven by Marc Inman racking up violations.

The 55-year-old was stopped on intersection of Washington Avenue and South Swan Street

A car search resulted and out came 1 kilogram of cocaine along with 1,716 glassine bags containing fentanyl.

HAUL: 1 kilogram of cocaine along with 1,716 glassine bags containing fentanyl

RAP: Felony count of first-degree Criminal Possession of a Controlled Substance, three felony counts of third-degree Criminal Possession of a Controlled Substance and multiple traffic violations

▀ Tequila + Coke (Upton, CA)

IT WAS BIG doings on the I-5.

Noe Gomez Jr., 27, and Ismael Puentes, 30, were nabbed flooring their rental car while travelling through a construction zone while en route from San Bernardino and heading to Portland, Oregon.

Once pulled over the cops found three bricks of puro (3,206.18 grams) of cocaine tucked in a suitcase. Once of them was emblazend with a Don Julio tequila logo and astronaut designer jeans.

BACKTALK:

Clarice Beth: Turn them over to ICE.

Shaun Stout: It's amazing how law enforcement always pulls over the car that turns in to having a record amount of narcotics, quite often, just lucky i guess. Out how many thousands of cars each day?

Trevor Sanders (responding to^): The real number is not how many you catch, but how many you don't...

Shari N Stanley Sandahl: That’d certainly put a crimp in I-5 being a main drug corridor.

Chad Kloozman: Must've been high on their own supply and couldn't keep their foot off the gas

Kismet Peel TheBannana: so they couldn't play it cool while transporting all that cocaine huh? idiots lol.

Charlzdolf Bauer: Seven pounds is a decent sized fish..GOOD CATCH! Hope you prepped it right

Snakeboot Nuggetshooter: Now that's a good bust. Leave the cannabis alone and go after the real problems