MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 966 — 07-25-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I fucked up!’
-Convicted felon Lorenzo Green allegedly blabbed to his galpal while tossing her a towel after shooting her in the right leg
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ ‘I Fucked Up!’ Beau Tells Galpal After Shooting Her (Belle Glade, FL)
A WOMAN INITIALLY tried to pawn off a gunshot wound to her right leg as a clumsy error.
And then after some slip-ups with her rendition to cops of what happened back on 11 p.m. on June 17 — the same woman came clean about how she was shot and it had to do with her philandering, ex-felon boyfriend, Lorenzo Green.
When deputies first arrived to the woman’s flat they saw the shot woman needing immediate aid.
Once she was airlifted to St. Mary’s Medical Center, the tale the woman told was that she somehow discharged her gun after falling to the ground.
That would turn out to be a barb.
For a day later the woman couldn’t recall if she was lying down on the piece and it went off or sitting down on it while in a war of words with Green.
Then after being confronted on the inconsistencies the woman admitted it was 53-year-old Green who put lead in her leg.
The two had been boozing and doing lines of coke.
They then started quarrelling over his cheating ways. Somehow that had him draw a pistol and fire a shot.
Shot and bleeding in her leg, the woman claimed she begged Green to help her. But he merely said, “I fucked up!” and handed her a towel.
He split the place, according to the sheriff’s. And then perhaps his conscience won out and he returned so the shot woman could ring 911.
The woman’s confession had Green, a recidivist felon, facing attempted first-degree murder with a firearm and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Not Cool (Palm Beach, FL)
A MAN IS being sought for withdrawing thousands of bucks from a TD Bank teller.
“Not okay,” muses the sheriff’s office. “He thought those ‘cool shades’ could disguise him.
“But nope!”
They are hoping that a Good Sam is out there that is “going to recognize” the suspect.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Whippet Bad! (Lake Lanier, GA)
FOURTH OF JULY hijinx started off days early with a wild shindig on a barge blasting tunes and involving illegal drugs.
Cops busted the festa on water back on June 8.
They counted 25 or so revelers in the bust (two had leaped overboard to make it to the forest shore where they would run.
“Now why would they do that,” they pondered.
They would track them down along what they say were some of their cocaine and NO2 canisters aka whippets.
The deputies and park rangers found more of the stuff on the barge alongside ecstasy pills.
Four people were nailed on drug charges including 32-year-old Ngoc Le, 27-year-old Eric Le, 36-year-old Duc Bui, and 28-year-old Quoc Tran.
▀ Amateur Bricklayer (Pearl, MS)
THE EXTRA WEIGHT apparently proved too much for John Norman.
The 42-year-old was driving a white Chevrolet SUV on Highway 49 early morning on Saturday to maintain a single lane of travel.
The man apparently couldn’t stay in one lane.
That had a traffic cops stop him.
A search proved the source of the distress — 20 kilos of puro worry.
Norman was booked on trafficking a controlled substance charges.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Wanted Scammer Caught… Scamming (Shrewsbury, MO)
▀ Acidholes (Kirkwood, MO)
▀ Sibling Spat (Rock Hill, MO)
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▀ Ominous IT Intruder (Glendale, MO)
▀ Loser Snoozer(Shrewsbury, MO)
«SOURCE»
▀ Brawler Calls Deputy ‘Asshole’ (Carson City, NV)
▀ Meth Head Goes Loco (Carson City, NV)
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▀ Sacrilege (High Point, NC)
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▀ Peeping Tom Caught In Act (High Point, NC)
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