MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 989 — 07-28-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘I’m going to fuck up your life… I’ll show you crazy!’
-Infuriated father chides his baby mama for failing to provide a television for their daughter
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Crafty Thieves Ransack Tesla Truck, Snatch Shades (Downey, CA)
THEY TOOK OFF with his Louis Vuitton sunglasses, but fortunately his Tesla Cyber Truck wasn’t a goner.
Eddie Villa claims he had locked the sleek set of wheels using its automatic function.
"As I guess I'm getting my stuff, he's getting closer to the truck, but I didn't think too much of it," Villa told ABC News 7. "I walk away, and he creeps up and hits the door button to unlock it like this, and it just stays open."
Villa was parked outside a Staples when he stepped away from the truck.
He noticed a few shady individuals lurking. And something compelled him to double back.
He found at least two chumps — one of them rocking his $600 pair of LV frames.
And the heist was caught on video.
"So as I'm coming out, I see the same first guy in the blue shirt walk away from my truck, and then I also hear my truck lock, which should've already been locked," Villa said. "So as I get closer, I look into my truck and see the center console open… Everybody's been telling me, 'You should be paying attention to hear it lock when you're walking away.' I didn't. I was thrown off, and I think I just got complacent. You know, I'm used to just walking away, and the truck locks on its own. So if anything, you know, listen to it lock or manually lock it, one of the two."
▀ Sams Club Manager Allegedly Skips Square Life For Quick Buck (West Palm Beach, FL)
HE WAS TIRED of the 9 to 5. So he went for the fast lane.
Robert Hinson, 40, was on medical leave as a Sam’s Club manager when authorities say he took his store for a bundle and funneled the funds into a boutique hocking fugazi designer threads.
On six separate days (in the morning and overnight hours) between March 18 and April 29 of last year — Hinson reportedly lifted seven cash deposit bags from the store to the tune of $366,000, according to CBS 12.
The investigators followed the stolen funds feeding a larger scheme: FMB Palm Beach LLC, the station reports.
The bricks and mortar shop is suspected of pushing counterfeit luxury merch.
So beyond facing grand theft of over $100,000 — Hinson tacked on money laundering over $100,000 for the suspected side hustle.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Heartless Scavengers (Many, LA)
COPS ARE HOPING someone will ID a pair who took off with a bags of donations from a charitable thrift store.
Families were stiffed by two gluttonous ones who filled their minivan with loads of filled-to-the-brim trash bags of offerings from giving folks.
WATCH: «CCTV»
Kimberly Turner: Lord jesus she grabbing bags and bags, and bags of clothes then the old man gone get him a box... Surprise y'all on Candy Came
Meredith Pilcher: I hope they got 10 bags full of bedbugs.
Roger-Lynette Patton: She’s having a garage sale this weekend!
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Bandidos Busted (San Antonio, TX)
A TIRE SHOP raid was among several locations SWAT and narcos hit to bust up several suspected hustlers with reputed ties to outlaw motorcycle gangs and collected a cache of weapons and heavyweight of meth and coke.
Aaron Hernandez Rodriguez and Encarnacion Gutierrez, along Marie Carmona and Daniel Perales were all brought into custody for a series of dope charges.
The raids on July 24, took place at two locations: at DJ’s Tire Shop #2 and another on South San Dario Avenue.
The totalk haul featured a kilo crystal methamphetamine, 16 grams of cocaine, and four pistols along with “gang-related paraphernalia” (vests with colors) linked to a the Bandidos MC and Bandaleros MC biker gangs and nearly $1,300.
HAUL: One kilo crystal methamphetamine, 16 grams of cocaine, and four handguns during the search. Officers also found gang-related paraphernalia linked to a criminal biker gang and nearly $1,300
RAP:
*Rodriguez, 53: Manufacture/Delivery of Controlled Substance PG1 ≥ 400g; Manufacture/Delivery of Controlled Substance PG1 ≥ 4g < 200g; Engaging in Organized Criminal Activity
*Gutierrez, 54: Manufacture/Delivery of Controlled Substance PG1 ≥ 400g; Manufacture/Delivery of Controlled Substance PG1 ≥ 4g < 200g
*Carmona, 51: Charges: Manufacture/Delivery of Controlled Substance PG1 ≥ 400g; Manufacture/Delivery of Controlled Substance PG1 ≥ 4g < 200g
Daniel Perales, 54: Possession of controlled substance
▀ Powder Pusher Popped (Statesville, NC)
THEY BROUGHT THE big guns.
All kinds of coke was being plied on Forest Park Drive.
That had the law saying, “Enough!”
So they tooled up and took a door and pranced out with a the suspected powder proprietor, Marlon Dalton and bagged three-quarters of a pound of powdered cocaine (street value $33,600), two irons, and $3,000 of dope profits.
HAUL: Three-quarters of a pound of powdered cocaine (street value $33,600), two irons, and $3,000 of dope profits
RAP: Felony level 2 trafficking of a schedule ii controlled substance, felony possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, felony possession with intent to sell or deliver a schedule ii controlled substance, felony maintaining a dwelling place for the sale or use of a controlled substance (and out on bond for secured bond awaiting trial on felony attempted first-degree murder, felony habitual felon, felony possession of a stolen firearm, and felony possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. he is scheduled to appear in court for these charges on september 2, 2025.)
BACKTALK:
Joseph Knight: Not messing around anymore. Take em all down
Herschel Farmer: Why was he doing on the street with the charges pending ? Who posted his bond .
Angela Humes: Girllllll, he ain't going no were any time soon, DANG!!!🤔🤨😏🙄And he wasn't suppose to have ANY weapons on his personal too! Dang! Dang!🤷♀️
Helen Gaskill: Can't believe he was out on bond with all those charges. Whoever put up the bond isn't happy right now
Garrett Wolford: That’s the swat team?
Aaron Moore: That group selfie goes hard #Respect 🇺🇸🦅
▀ Brute Laying Hands On Gal Nabbed After Good Sam Calls 911 (Mundelein, IL)
A RUFFIAN WAS caught delivering a licking to a woman and then found to be packing a lot of chronic and two pieces.
Deputies busted Lenny Weston, 50, had deputies showing up to confront him on West Vernon Ridge Drive back on the night of July 19.
The sheriffs say the suspect had been punching and choking a woman into blackout and and caught the attention of a Good Sam who dialed 911.
Weston fled the scene.
But he was tracked down the next day driving on Route 60. He was busted for domestic battery.
The deputies confiscated two guns with extended magazines along with 230 grams of air-packed indo.
▀ Icy Onions (Chandler, AZ)
THE PRODUCE WAS vitiated.
About 400 pounds of meth was found mixed in like mesclun salad inside a cargo of onions being trucked on I-10.
The sacks, cops say, were “shaped into small globes with a white covering, designed to blend into the onions they were hidden with.”
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Man Soused At House Of Mouse… Banned For Life (Orlando, FL)
▀ Line Rager (Orlando, FL)
▀ Dad Thought He Could Sneak Blow Into Magical Kingdom (Orlando, FL)
«SOURCE»
▀ ‘I’ll Show You Crazy!’ Man Spews Phone and Text Threat Campaign for Year Over Fears Daughter’s Suffering From No TV (Brooklyn, NY)
▀ ‘I’ll Show You Crazy!’ Man Spews Phone and Text Threat Campaign for Year Over Fears Daughter’s Suffering From No TV (Bronx, NY)
▀ Man Goes to Mats Because Acquaintance Didn’t Say ‘Hello’ (Bronx, NY)
«SOURCE»
⬛ ET AL
▀ Ganja Greenlight (Madison, AL)
AN ALABAMA POLICE force bragged about a bust of “illegal” bud and too many locals left them hanging in the air.
Madison Police posted the bust claiming they had taken “a large amount of illegal marijuana off the streets” and suggesting without details of the arrest and seizure as “keeping our community safe, secure, and drug-free”.
Simply a photo of five vacuum-packed sacks of weed.
And for all the positivity of the agency claiming they’re building a “stronger, safer city — one step at a time” — perhaps the lack of intel and details got the goat of many.
As they sounded off…
BACKTALK:
Kitty Hahn Kearney: Safe from what? Eating a whole bag of Doritos?
Matthew Horton: Other Americans can display that much pot in their fenced in backyard gardens…
Bowman Shaun: I'm in Mississippi and go to the Dispensary Daily. We blow in front of the police over here!.....😉
Justina Presley: I don’t see any drugs. I see bags full of PLANT matter. Y’all are so dense
Aaron Lussi: Think of all the bags of chips these officers are saving! Thank heavens for your SUPER good detective work. *he said sarcastically*
Kacey Mikhail Brantley: With the amount of empty beer cans on the side of the road you'd think it'd be easy to find actual crime.
Zach Murphy: Wow I feel so much safer now knowing some old man with ptsd can't get relief
Phillip ChicanoLoco Sanchez: Now I can leave the doors unlocked when I sleep tonight!! Thanks MPD!!
Jay Gleason: We are now safe from something legal in 40 of the 50 states for medical use. 🥳
Nika Nika Nika: Madison, Alabama Police Department there’s still time to delete this. 🙄🤦🏾♀️
Jp French: Ya know what keep street dealers away? Brick and mortar stores. How did the prohibition of alcohol stop drinking? It didn’t but created the mob/mafia
Eccentriq Cox: That fact this it’s legal is 40 states is crazy. You can buy it legally and then drive 5 mins across state lines and get 20 years in jail… just make is legal in all states already🙄
Malcolm DeWayne: They learned you can’t spell “potpourri” without spelling “pot” and went crazy…
Dustin Alexander: How many people has marijuana killed again? I can’t remember the number🤔
Brandy Crandall: Yes the devils lettuce so vile ....fent just flowing freely