MMM - DAILY

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 381 — 03-13-23

▀ Rubber burners wrecked havoc at three sideshows scarring a parking lot’s $60,000 fresh paint job. ▀ A dufus decided he could park at a bus stop — and when the bus driver honked for him to scram he earned a summons for getting out and smashing the window. ▀ A gas station nearly went up in a fireball…