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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1001 — 08-14-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Seedy Scallywags (San Pedro, CA)
POACHERS WERE POPPED trying to get a jump onspiny lobster season were caught fishing out a truckload.
Wildlife officers touring along the shore during their routine routes back at around 11 p.m. on Aug. 1 took notice of spotted lights and suspicious activity near Royal Palms Beach.
Four suspects donning wetsuits and diving gear were witnessed frog stroking it to shore with a sizeable amount of spiny lobsters.
Recreational and commercial spiny lobster season is forbidden until March.
The perps made several trips to shore and by 3 a.m. tried to take off. Officers met them and the seamen then tried their land legs to speed off. But they were quickly apprehended.
In total, the wildlife officers counted 236 spiny lobsters in the back of their pickup (210 of which were undersized).
They also determined that none of the shellfish bandits had fish licenses or requisite measuring devices.
What’s more even when lobster season is open, there is a cap of seven lobsters per person (and a minimum size of 3.5 inches measured from the rear edge of the eye socket to the rear edge of the body shell).
CDFW: Fortunately, most of the poached lobsters were still alive and were safely returned back into the ocean after a quick count and photographs for evidence. All four individuals were cited for multiple misdemeanor violations, including taking lobster during the closed season, possessing undersized lobster, commercialization without a license, no fishing license, no measuring device.
▀ $250K Stolen Cat Front End Loader Returned, Thieves Dinged (Princeton, TX)
A FARMER GOT some Texas justice.
Randers managed to track down a boosted CAT loader worth $250,000.
On Aug. 10, the rangers netted four suspects who they say road off with the precious wheels.
▀ Video Store Shoplifter (Springfield Township, OH)
AN ANALOG PERP captured on a video store CCTV is being sought for what appears to be taking off with merch. Some had a laugh suggesting he was fashionably criminal. And those who know — those Blockbuster late fees (“be kind rewind” penalties) added up.
STPD: Officer Harold Britt is attempting to identify this individual.
BACKTALK:
Wendy Schmidt: Vanilla Ice called, he wants his look back… what in the 1990’s is going on here?? Word to your mother ✌🏻
Matt Smith: Homeboy stole 3 vhs tapes dressed like a minion
Cor Smooth: Did bro rob roadrunner video in 1996
Jennifer Harper: Arrest him for that outfit immediately 😆😆😆🥴🥴🥴
Matt Smith: Is he stealing from a video store? They still have them? And why is he dressed like a minion?
Ashley Berger: I'm guessing he has a history or record as long as my arm. He probably recently did something so this is the only good screenshot they have of him? This not for videos back in the 90s but it is funny lol
Charles Boylen: Well finally some pictures you can actually see the suspect in. You get a HELL YEAH for that
Bubba Page: Looking like an eggplant farmer in those coveralls.
Aaron Cooter Zelinsky: I bet there’s a warrant out for his arrest for non-payment to Columbia House…
Pam Sparks: He saw the Crystal Lake access and thought it said crystal meth.
Scarlet Begonias: Them suspenders sir. You was aiming high this day I see 🧘🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🚀
Barbara Pritchard: I think the fashion police probably already arrested him.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Huuuge! Trump-Stamped Apache (Holyoke, MA)
A SUSPECTED SLINGER pushing product in a park was nabbed.
On Aug. 12, Jason Swift, 40, was pinched by a swarm of narcos after being seen transacting the heroin/fentanyl combo (aka apache) in President Donald Trump-stamped sleeves and crack in plastic capsules at Soucy Park.
The bust yielded 89 bags of heroin/fentanyl, 15 vials of crack, $100, and additional cash inside of plastic bags.
As officers were clearing the park to affect the arrest, a family drove by on Clemente Street where the officers overheard a crestfallen little girl asking “Can we play in the park now?”
HAUL: 89 bags of heroin/fentanyl, 15 vials of crack, $100, and additional cash inside of plastic bags
RAP: Possession of a Class B Drug, possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class B Drug, possession of a Class A Drug, possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class A Drug, drug Violation near a School/Park
▀ Duo On Rocky Road (Orangefield, TX)
THE DUO ON the FM 1442 highway was up to something.
Deputies pulled them over on Tuesday.
They quickly caught on to something untoward and that had them compelled to take a closer look.
And sure enough they search returned a “large quantity” of methamphetamines, cocaine, heroin, hydrocodone, trazodone hydrochloride, multiple digital scales, resealable bags, smoking pipes, and syringes.
Each was hit with possession of a controlled substance charges and the passenger was also wanted for outstanding warrants.
▀ Unloaded (Thomasville/Lexington, NC)
NARCOS RAIDED TWO spots and picked up a suspected trafficker.
Clarence West along with Monica Sanders were nabbed on Wednesday by a task force after raiding two locations.
The haul was substantial.
The investigators seized 19.6 kilograms of cocaine (street value $350,000), three bangs, and 20,940.
HAUL: 19.6 kilograms of cocaine (street value $350,000), three bangs, and 20,940
RAP:
*West: Two counts of Trafficking Cocaine, maintaining a Dwelling/Vehicle for Controlled Substance, money Laundering, conspiracy to Traffic Cocaine, three counts of Possession of a Firearm by Felon
*Sanders: two counts of Trafficking Cocaine, maintaining a Dwelling/Vehicle for Controlled Substance, money Laundering, conspiracy to Traffic Cocaine
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Flaming Visitor (Richmond, CA)
▀ All Drug Sales Are Final (Richmond, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Pawn Shop EDP (Durango, CO)
▀ Flat Fleece (Cleafield, PA)
▀ Mother Nature’s Enemy (Mountlake Terrace, WA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Water War (Mancos, CO)
«SOURCE»
▀ Slaughterhouse 1 (Gillette, WY)
«SOURCE»
▀ Toilet Hard Drive (Gillette, WY)
▀ Not Getting Rehired (Gillette, WY)
▀ Real Revenge Estate (Gillette, WY)
«SOURCE»
▀ Cinder Block Retort (Morven, NC)
▀ Drone Hovering Over Jail Draws Suspicion (Polkton, NC)
«SOURCE»
▀ Box Truck Heist (Warren, OH)
▀ Duped Lady Out $20K (Warren, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Goon Squad Targets Walker (Girard, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Methed Up (Manning, SC)
▀ Deflated Destiny (Manning, SC)
«SOURCE»
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Fire Deep In The Hole (Grand Canyon National Park, AZ)
A BLAZE APPEARS to have spread from charring on the north rim to deep inside (4,000-feet) into the canyon’s rim.
▀ (Murfreesboro, TN)
WGNS NEWS... Historic Gravesite of Murfreesboro Founder Capt. William Lytle Destroyed: Murfreesboro, TN - In a deeply troubling act of vandalism, the grave box of Captain William Lytle—one of Murfreesboro’s founding figures—was destroyed at his historic family cem...
In a deeply troubling act of vandalism, the grave box of Captain William Lytle—one of Murfreesboro’s founding figures—was destroyed at his historic family cemetery. The site is tucked beside Haynes Brothers Lumber Company on Northwest Broad Street. Lytle was the Revolutionary War soldier who donated the land upon which Murfreesboro was built.
Robert Bolyard, president of the Tennessee Society Sons of the American Revolution (SAR), Stones River Chapter, told WGNS...
In addition to Bolyard, Col. Mark Young Sr. will be the team leader heading up the restoration, preservation, and maintenance of the Lytle Cemetery. He is putting together a Team of VOLUNTEERS to work on this major undertaking.
The SAR president noted that the destruction comes at a particularly sensitive time, with preparations underway for the upcoming celebration of America’s 250th birthday. Bolyard emphasized the urgency of restoring the site quickly to honor the legacy of Captain Lytle and this city’s roots.
He said that as word of the vandalism has been leaking out, history supporters are ready to help financially...
⬛ ET AL
▀ Desperately Seeking Dee (Cisco, TX)
HE’S LOOKING FOR a companion.
Bleeding hear Dee posted a sign seeking a 40-50-something female fishing buddy who is into Harley bikes, fun — “shit like that”.
Cops are suspicious of the guy.
CPD: “If anybody knows old Dee we would like to speak with him.”
BACKTALK:
Kody Pack: Somebody go get paw-paw, he’s hitting the bottle again
Hope Casey: Dee is probably 60 something years old looking for a youngen lol.
Leighann Elder Hutcheson: Just text him, he gave ya his number. 😂
Jennifer Humiston: Is there free rent lol asking for a friend 🤷🏽♀️ jk jk jk 🤣🤔🤣
Kaytie Reason Sharp: I believe that's the same guy who made a post on a eastland page as well recently. 😂🥹🫶 poor thing. Some older lady take him fishing already! 😂
Christie Hillis: Mabey Cisco needs to have a singles dance? Lol
Michael Barton: He's out of minutes on his phone. Let him do him. Lol. I got a harley and a fishing pole. Sounds like a good time.
Darla Anderson: think you could introduce us? Think he’d babysit while we all go to a buffet?
Michell Lindsay: Is that against the law?
Val Ramsey Loftin: Swipe left
Brant Savely: Does he want to race down main street
Nickole Noel Brown: Hilarious 😂 just looking for a fishing buddy