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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

Issue No. 389 - 03-23-23

▀ A pair of burglars threw an ad hoc house party — helping themselves to hard ice tea, beer, a rifle, and the homeowner’s dildo. ▀ Two cowboys driving an environmentally-conscious hybrid car ripped off a pharmacy of its stock of Promethazine DM Syrup — a central ingredient to make sizzurp ‘Lean’. ▀ S…