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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 695 – 06-04-24

Illustration by Rob Weiss

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▀ A man was spared curtains when his silver Cuban chain prevented a fired bullet from ripping into his neck.

▀ They must have really wanted back on the inside! A loon punched their ticket into the slammer after purposely driving a Toyota into the jail’s front door…