Murders, Mayhem & Malfeasance

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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

Issue No. 756 - 09-04-24

Illustration by Rob Weiss

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘There are no terrorists! Get off the phone!’

-Mother screams at son as he places fake threats during 911 call

<RUNNER UP ‘You guys are refusing to help me because I’m pretty!’

-A cheapskate woman who failed to pay her way blamed her good looks on her mistreatment

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