MMM - DAILY

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 636 - 03-12-24

Illustration by Rob Weiss

<> PULL QUOTE: ‘It was a massive palava. When I told them I wasn’t leaving without a refund, they said they would call the police. We only wanted the money for the roast we didn’t have, my meal and the two missing sides. Three police officers arrived. Is this what taxpayers’ mo…