MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 969 — 06-31-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Back the fuck up!’
-Landlord threatening tenant before snatching their dog for being in arrears with rent
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
â–€ Ocho Cuadritos De Pase [8 Sqaures Of Cocaine] (Houston, TX)
A WILLING MULE.
Suppliers willing to pay top coin to move their pure Bolivian coke.
And the feds were orchestrating everything.
Back in May, Raul Sarmiento and Cesar Velasquez allegedly broke bread at an eatery with a confidential informant.
That meet-and-greet led to a second meet on June 3.
This time two CIs were making eyes with just Sarmiento.
The chatter involved the informants offering to transport cocaine to a choice destination.
On June 16, they gathered again; this time Sarmiento and a man he called his soldier named Fnu Lnu to talk more turkey.
The coke needed to go from Houston to Galveston.
There would be eight or even nine kilos of Bolivian powder and the informants would haul it for a pretty price.
Three days would pass before they all agreed on terms and a drop-off specifics (that would only be elicited on the day of the transport).
The deal to get the suspects' dope to its Galveston destination was finally hashed out at a Chipotle.
That meet was on for Jun 26.
The informants learned that Sarmiento had a crew of six loyal who relied on four cars to move the product.
On their maiden voyage, the two CIs would be tasked with moving eight bricks or "Ocho cuadritos de pase" that translates roughly to eight squares of cocaine.
Sarmiento and Andys Herrera riding shotgun retrieved their dope.
They presented the kilos to the CIs in a small pelican case.
The sum to move the dope was $1,000 each.
But then came the rub... the feds secured the cash and coated it with a powder that would spread to anybody who touched it.
It was only visible with the use of a black light.
Once busted both Sarmiento and Herrera were subject to being frisked and photographed.
Agents found a loaded pistol and after shining a black light on their hands confirmed they had the powder residue on them.
Their alleged brothers-in-arms, Luis Sarmiento, Cesar Velasquez, and Darwin Martinez all tried to flee Chipotle in a Cadillac SUV.
But they were quickly netted.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
â–€ Box Bilker (Walls, MS)
A SHIRTLESS SCALLYWAG is being sought for swiping a parcel from a homeowner’s doorstep.
The suspect wearing a black balaclava remains outstanding.
Doorbell cam footage showed the man’s handiwork and his fleeing with the stolen goods.
WATCH: «DOORBELL CAM»
â–€ Toilet Taggers (New Braunfels, TX)
HUMDRUM TEENS WERE caught for sullying a public lavatory.
Cops say the defaced area had been tagged by four teens, ages 14 to 16, back on June 8.
The youths were hit with graffiti (Pecuniary Loss $100–$750), a Class B misdemeanor charges.
â–€ Dirtbag (Carmi, IL)
BACKTALK:
Katherine Sands: Whoa… they stole those mowers? Wow
Alicia Pearce: Whoever stole these mowers will you come mow my yard? Neighbor broke my zero turn yard hasn't been mowed in over a month ! I won't tell on you !!
Tim Carter: If i owned a sales on these machines, definitely would put trackers on them somewhere.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
â–€ Smack Dabbed (Holyoke, MA)
THE COPS INTERRUPTED a suspected H slinger counting cash.
Steven Lefebvre was allegedly stacking bundles when he was met at his Sargeant Street home by the fuzz back at around 4:45 p.m. on June 20.
The 41-year-old was cuffed and cops collected 50 bags of heroin, several plastic vials filled with crack, and $300.
HAUL: 50 bags of heroin, several plastic vials filled with crack, and $300
RAP: Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class A Drug, trespassing, possession of a Class A Drug – Subsequent Offense
â–€ Vials And Vials Of Blow (Holyoke, MA)
OPEN AIR DEALING came to a close on South Bridge Street.
Richard Cokotis, 43, was nabbed for the carefree trafficking back on the morning of June 17.
Cops say he was armed with a pocket knife.
Officers bagged 111 vials of cocaine and more than $100 in cash.
HAUL: 111 vials of cocaine and more than $100 in cash
RAP: Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class B Drug, Possession of a Class B Drug
â–€ Stung (Crawford, SC)
AFTER SEVERAL CONTROLLED buys cops had their man.
Lonnie Crawford, Jr., 27, was pinched on June 25, after allegedly tendering buys (at least four of them) with informants for about 10 grams of meth apiece.
The cops descended on Crawford’s Oakridge Road home where they seized three pounds of suspected methamphetamine, 11.95 grams of suspected Fentanyl, almost three ounces of suspected crack, 28.4 grams of suspected MJ, three pistols, digital scales, and vacuum bags commonly used to package narcotics.
HAUL: Three pounds of suspected methamphetamine, 11.95 grams of suspected Fentanyl, almost three ounces of suspected crack, 28.4 grams of suspected MJ, three pistols, digital scales, and vacuum bags commonly used to package narcotics
RAP: Trafficking Methamphetamine 10-28 Grams (five counts), Trafficking Methamphetamine over 400 Grams, Trafficking Fentanyl 4-14 Grams, Trafficking Crack Cocaine 28-100 Grams, Distribution of Marijuana, Possession with Intent to Distribute Marijuana, and Possession of a Firearm during the Commission of a Violent Crime (six counts).
â–€ Meth Syndicate Sunk (Murfreesboro, TN)
A SIX-MONTH PROBE into a dope-pushing ring believed to link Tennessee to California was thwarted.
Investigators tracked down the origin of an overdose from December 2024 led to the seizure of 62 pounds of meth, six pounds of fentanyl, seven guns, and an unknown amount of greenbacks.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ ‘You Forgot Your Soup!’ (Corona, CA)
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â–€ Stash House Humbled (Southbridge, MA)
â–€ Chain Basher (Boulder, CO)
â–€ Mopes Attack Money Machine (Peoria, IL)
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â–€ Road Rager Shoots, Rear-Ends Garbageman (Zephyrhills, FL)
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▀ Shop’s Live Ordinance Detonated (Dillon, MT)
â–€ Evil Heir (Vienna, NY)
â–€ Overthrone (Hanover, PA)
▀ ‘Back The Fuck Up!’: Dognapping Landlord To Tenant (Bronx, NY)
â–€ X Dealer Stows Stash In Bowl & Basket Oats Box (Staten Island, NY)
▀ Barber’s Side Hustle Exposed (Brooklyn, NY)
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â–€ Car Plows Into Gas Pump (Cave Spring, GA)
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â–€ Dialing 911 (Silver Creek, WV)
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â–€ Ms. Low Blow (Gillette, WY)
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