MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 673 – 05-02-24
PULL QUOTE <> ‘Go fuck yourself!’
-Melinda Gould hissed to a 911 dispatcher after calling to report her nightmare that her ex-husband may be in danger from a shooting… only when they checked on the home all was well. Then she decided to go to the home grabbed a fillet and tried to off the man.
▀ Florida woman falsely dialed 911 to report her ex-hubby’s shooting attack… only to take it upon herself to allegedly break into the home and grabbed a fillet knife to stab him.
▀ A goon stuckup a gas station for scraps.
▀ An alleged dealer’s stock of mostly coke and Molly. ▀ Louisiana cops showed off a cocaine pyramid. ▀ Mountains of baggied crystal meth were staked on a Toyota’s hood. ▀ A ghoul was cuffed for drowning a cat. ▀ A horse rider was cited for failing to decal the buggy properly.
▀ A whiteboard exploded while the owner was on the phone and they were sure it was a sniper.
▀ Protesters were met by a ‘Heil Hitler’ salute. ▀ A date struck up on Tinder ended with the would-be Romeo robbing the other.
▀ A gym rat raged and got a good sweat challenging a person recording him; then he smacked around the intervening cop.
▀ A love triangle had one jealous man bust into the bedroom blasting with a gun.
▀ They might have been toking some heavy shit when they called the cops claiming a stalker was outside in a BMW waving a pistol — but when the authorities checked it out there was nothing but a parked car and no gun or assassin.
▀ Foul litterers are leaving pork meat on the street drawing bugs and vermin.
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ ‘Go Fuck Yourself!’ Woman Said Before Trying To Stab Ex-Hubby (Bunnell, FL)
SHE SENT THE LAW on a fruitless run to her ex-husband’s home, before giving them a good reason to return. Melinda Gould, 40, was nabbed after she initially dialed 911 in the middle of the night on April 26. Gould explained to the dispatcher she was terrified by a nightmare and suspected she had heard gunshots at his home where her children were supposed to be tucked in their beds. Deputies sussed out the home and failed to see anything out of sorts.
When he was informed the coast was clear, Gould allegedly responded:
“Go fuck yourself.”
But an hour passed and the same deputy returned. This time a woman called 911 to report her boyfriend’s ex-wife [Gould] slipped into their home and her slumbering husband in bed was facing the business end of a filet knife held by Gould. WHen the deputy arrived at the home they found Gould’s van parked outside. He entered the home they found Gould’s ex-husband on the ground and three children nearby — unscathed but “traumatized from the event.” Gould allegedly sang about trying to buy a gun from a man across the street to off her ex. When that failed she decided to fetch a blade from the kitchen.
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Gas Station Goon (Queensland, Australia)
A GUN-TOTING BANDIT knocked off a gas station mart early Monday morning. CCTV video shows the stocked “well-built” man, whose face is cloaked in a bandana, stepping to the register and threatening the woman clerk before taking some loot and dangling in a black Holden Commodore VE.
«WATCH: CCTV»
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Baggie Man Bagged (Fayetteville, NC)
A BREAKFAST TIME raid of a suspected dope peddler ended with copious drugs hauled away and the bust. Jarrett Haynie, 56, is facing a bunch of possession and trafficking charges after deputies and a pooch searched his home on Schaffer Place at around 9 a.m. on May 1. They bagged 303.74 grams of buddha, 118.39 grams of blow, and 4.08 grams of Molly.
HAUL: 303.74 grams of marijuana, 118.39 grams of cocaine, and 4.08 grams of MDMA.
RAP: Trafficking in Cocaine (2 counts), Possession With Intent to Manufacture, Sell or Deliver (PWIMSD) Schedule I and VI Controlled Substances, Manufacture Schedule I and VI Controlled Substances, Maintaining a Dwelling Place for Controlled Substances and Possession of Marijuana Paraphernalia
▀ $2.5M St. John Parish Pyramid (St. John Parish, LA)
SO THIS IS what 95 kilos of puro looks like stacked up like so?! A trio was taken into custody for holding enough coke cargo to fill a 767. Cops took a door on La Place back on March 29, and among the $2.5 million worth of cocaine, they also counted eight guns and 45 grams of M-30s.
▀ $7.2M Crystal Concaving Car Hood (Seward, NE)
SOME 200 POUNDS of crank were ferreted from a Toyota Highlander driven by a California bloke. Sergio Jaimezazueta, 44, of Stockton, California was far from home when he was nabbed with $7.2 million worth of crystal meth while driving along Interstate 80. The routine traffic stop turned quite unordinary. The deputies brought in a K9 who barking up a storm and out popped a track bag with three toe bags brimming with the poison shards.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Cat Slayer (Freeport, FL)
▀ Jockey Caught Galloping On Road Sans Proper Gear (Wickford, UK)
«SOURCE»
▀ The Fuck Happened? (Madison, WI)
▀ Nazi Salute Enrages Pro-Palestinian Protesters (Madison, WI)
«SOURCE»
▀ Tinder Date Ends In Armed Robbery (Federal Way, WA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Criminal Cardio (El Centro, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Shoot First (Decatur, TX)
▀ Sinsemilla Swatter (Decatur, Texas)
«SOURCE»
⬛ ET AL
▀ Mountains Of Pig Waste On Illegal Dump Site Infuriates Nabe (Gardena, CA)
BABY RATS AND bugs are flocking to a corner on Redondo Beach Boulevard.
"Boxes full of flies on top of the meat. It just barely happened so it was still fresh," Justino Miramontes, who manufactures hair and body cosmetics said.
The nasty litterers are relentless and also careless in leaving tracks.
Alvin Huezo with Universal Waste Services said: "Human waste, rats, food has been here for maybe months. We clean up today, tomorrow it’ll be the same.
"They don’t want to pay the fee to recycle or dump, so they come up here. People will usually leave receipts behind or addresses on boxes and that’s how we figure out who’s doing the illegal dumping."