MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 640 - 03-18-24
▀ A driver goofed by handing a cop a baggie of meth instead of her driver’s license during a traffic stop.
▀ A duo knocked off a McDonald’s drive-thru and got away.
▀ The sloshed pedalers wheeling around on a beer bike racked up infractions and were forced to walk.
▀ A pair were caught trafficking heaps of cocaine and meth. ▀ Proprietors of a smoke shop were nabbed after selling much more than some tobacco.
▀ People are living in the bamboo.
▀ Thieves stole away with four golf carts before ditching them. ▀ Someone torched a man’s pickup. ▀ A woman was trapped in her car when a massive tree toppled onto it. ▀ A cow moose and calf trampled a concerned man checking on his dogs’ barking.
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ ‘Here’s My Meth… License!’ (Dededo, Guam)
A SPEED DEMON was stopped on the road and when asked for her license, she offered something so much more tangible. Like a sack of her crystal meth. Doreene Delfin, 46, (aka Doreene Litulumar Manglona) was taken into custody at around 11 p.m. on Saturday. A cop pulled over an Acura wheeling around going 55 MPH on Route 28. Once stopped the driver was acting erratic and asked for her license Delfin allegedly "reached into her purse and handed the officer a baggie containing a white crystallized substance.”
⬛ WANTED V. NABBED
▀ Drive-Thru Desperados (Philadelphia, PA)
THEY ORDERED WHATEVER was in the till. A pair of cash fiends targeted a McDonald’s on East Torresdale late Sunday. The pair rolled up to the drive-thru win dow at around 1:50 a.m. and one of the perps pulled out a hitter and grabbed the cash drawer and fled.
**EXTRA: Phenomenon of drive-thru crimes… «SOURCE»
▀ Boozy Bikers’ Walk Of Shame After ‘Beer Bike’ Cruise (Edinburgh, UK)
THE SUDS-SEEING CYCLERS didn’t make the cut on Leith Walk minutes before Noon. The so-called beer bike was all over the road causeing “traffic offenses” with the riders sipping on someting while tooling around — all over the longest road in town — and attracting the fuzz. THey were quickly forced to pace the rest of the day sober.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Crank + Blow Duo (Dublin, GA)
A COUPLE WERE being watched for a month plying coke and meth. Ramon Wright, 34 and Lakeisha Butler, 32. A task force moved in on their suspected trade on March 11. A sweep of their house turned up 1.2 pounds of suspected cocaine and 2.5 pounds of suspected methamphetamine.
HAUL: 1.2 pounds of suspected cocaine and 2.5 pounds of suspected methamphetamine
RAP: Trafficking two types of narcotics: methamphetamine and cocaine.
▀ Holy Smoke Shop (New York, NY)
THE SMOKE SHOP was flying sky-high. THe proprietors of 2nd Ave Convenience store were brought up on charges of vending fentanyl-laced cocaine and selling an assortment of tobacco, e-cigarettes, and MJ.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Bamboo People (Southold, NY)
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▀ Golf Cart Joyriders (Oak Park, CA)
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▀ Torched Pickup (Salinas, CA)
▀ Cow Moose Tramples Man (Matanuska-Susitna Valley, AK)
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⬛ ET AL
▀ Mother [Fucker] Nature (Gadsden, AL)
A TEMPEST TIMBERED a tree into a woman’s Toyota. After two hours, first responders pulled the driver from the logjam.