MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 990 — 07-29-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Ow, ow, ow… I want my mommy!’
-Tot wails after mom admits she shut off gaming console over his piss poor behavior
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Pirates Pilfer Thousands Of Gallons Of Petrol (Ione, CA)
A GAS STATION during the small hours of Monday had a bullseye for opportunistic fuel fleecers.
Between 2 a.m. and 5 a.m. thieves targeted the Buena Vista Store & Saloon. The owners of the mom and pop shop say the culprits road off with “thousands of dollars worth of fuel”.
They also made a public plea in a social media post that reads: “This kind of theft is a major hit to small businesses like ours. Please help us spread the word by sharing this post with your friends and neighbors.”
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ $wa$stica$ And Ice (Crawfordville, FL)
A RAID ON a backwater lair where suspected white supremacist meth pushers were busted.
Lisa Ezell, 39, Dylan Sanders, 23, Jessica Weatherly, 32, Adrianna Stephens, 18,were all hauled out of the Sue Lane mainstay.
Ezell in particular was dinged for being found with over a pound of crank, guns, ammo, and $8,000 and a bunch of Nazi items.
There was also a motorcycle that was determined to be stolen.
HAUL: Over a pound of crank, guns, ammo, and $8,000
RAP:
*Ezell: Trafficking Methamphetamine over 14 Grams, Possession/Manufacture Homemade Drug Paraphernalia, and Possession of Firearms / Ammunition by a Convicted Felon
*Weatherly: Possession of Cocaine, Possession of Methamphetamine, and Possession of Controlled Substance without a Prescription.
*Stephens: Possession of Methamphetamine, Possession/Manufacture Homemade Drug Paraphernalia
*Sanders: Sale of Methamphetamine, Possession of Methamphetamine with intent to distribute, Use of a Two-Way Communication Device to Facilitate a Felony, and Possession of a Controlled Substance without a Prescription
▀ Brothers In Crime (Orangeburg, SC)
TWO BROTHERS WERE caught trafficking crack, coke, and packing heat.
Jeffrey Pough, 37, and Tavaris Pough, 38, were each taken into custody on Thursday following a June bust on Oliver Road.
The brothers Pough are facing trafficking cocaine and drug conspiracy along with four counts of possession of a weapon during a violent crime (trafficking cocaine), four counts of possession of a weapon during a violent crime (trafficking crack cocaine), and six counts of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute marijuana.
▀ Nipsey Hussle-Stamped H (Holyoke, MA)
A SUSPECTED STREET slinger moving H and fetty was being eyed by the fuzz.
Jeremy Majewski, 45, was nabbed on High and Newton Streets at around 3 p.m.
Once he allegedly tendered a sale cops moved in and took away 60 bags of heroin/fentanyl marked with rapper Nipsey Hussle profile.
Aside from cuffing Majewski, the coppers also caught Omar Reyes, 44, Stefen Kervian, 35, Juan Ramirez-Torres, 69, Crystal Guyette, 42, and Gilberto Rodriguez-Sanchez, 33.
⬛ K9 V. K9
▀ K9 Brick Causes Vacancy (Napa, CA)
LAST WEEK LORENZO Sanchez met K9 Brick who sniffed out all sorts of dope and guns.
Sanchez was caught with 1.5 ounces of crank on his person.
Then Brick took a field trip to a hotel room where he discovered a half-pound of meth, a loaded gun, ammo, and a scale.
▀ K9 Flint Is Hot To Trot (Hinckley, MN)
K9 FLINT WAS on the go when a deputy pulled over a driver holding 90 grams of crank.
The pooch mobilized back at around 12:15 a.m. on July 27, and led to the finding of 90 grams of methamphetamine and two guns.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Spooked On Socials (Peotone, IL)
«SOURCE»
▀ Jealous Joe (Waukesha, WI)
▀ Lost & Pound (Waukesha, WI)
▀ Bird Giver Tackles Trash (Waukesha, WI)
«SOURCE»
▀ Jacked Up (Seattle, WA)
▀ Totally Loko’d (Anacortes, WA)
▀ Off Switch Hurts (Anacortes, WA)
▀ Scissor Smiler Challenges Randoms (Anacortes, WA)
«SOURCE»
▀ ‘Not A Peeping Tom!’ (Gillette, WY)
▀ She Walloped Man For Her Lost Phone — Then Found It In Water Closet (Gillette, WY)
«SOURCE»
▀ Slick Erica (Mooreville, MS)
▀ ‘Dude, Where’s My Glock?’ (Tulepo, MS)
«SOURCE»
▀ Grenade-Threatening Thief Scooters Away (Atlanta, GA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Tool Tested (East Greenwich, RI)
▀ Ass Crack At Cracker Barrel (East Greenwich, RI)
«SOURCE»
⬛ ET AL
▀ Chicken Coop Snake Evicted (Belle Chasse, LA)
A SNAKE SLITHERED into a chicken coop and that had sheriff’s putting on their farmer caps.
One deputy managed to stave off a rendition of pountry “Taps” and then dropped the animal.
We’re not trained to wrangle up wild animals, but that didn’t stop Deputy Gongre from jumping right in the action after receiving a call about a snake in the chicken coop. Despite catching her off guard , the non-venomous rat snake was successfully relocated where his rat catching skills are appreciated.
WATCH: «VIDEO»
BACKTALK
Denso Cherry: Why she drop it. That just made me mad🙄
Amiara Smalls (responding to^): don’t be dumb denso you SEEEE why she dropped it 😹😹😹
Eibar Castro Jr.: Amiara nah we don’t bc it’s a NON venomous rat snake so placing it down would’ve sufficed. why pick it up if not confident.
Jared Packer: snakes make great boots, hat bands, and belts.
Tonya Withano (responding to^): you would make a great set of leather floor mats.
Carla Payne Pettis: all that is very easy to say. But when “scared” is in reality a gut wrenching, absolutely paralyzing terror, it’s pretty hard.
Refuge and Tortoise Sanctuary: almost a safe relocation. Dropping it after dangling by its tail isn’t safe handling. Much better than killing it obviously.
John Lewis: Gulf Coast Reptile Refuge and Tortoise Sanctuary safely released minus the head injury it got from being dropped on the pavement lol
▀ ATV Daredevil’s Off-Road Fail (Madera, CA) - (Circa 2018)
HE’S BETTER ON-ROADING.
A hellion wheeling an ATV on the highway was taking a cop on a tour — refusing to stop despite the lights ad sirens being activated.
Juan Mendoza was rolling all over the road until he ventured off-road and quickly flipped over and was busted.
WATCH: »VIDEO»