MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 672 – 05-01-24
▀ A semi trucker was glued to his phone, admittedly binging a Netflix TV when he smashed into two cars, killing a couple and injuring another.
▀ Cops busted a father for outsourcing his 13-year-old daughter to ply herb and vape pens at her school. ▀ A dealer’s spread of meth, fenatnyl, heroin and cash were inventoried by cops. ▀ A suspected pusher’s “GUCCI”-stamped Molly was collected along with other a pistol (with a filed-off serial number) and some questionable proceeds. ▀ A kingpin’s attempt to create a family drug biz was disrupted when they forfeited 48 kilos of H and stacks of dough.
▀ A known recidivist was busted with a Viagra pill in her stash of dope to get her fix on.
▀ A miscreant clogged the toilets and tagged the ceiling of a local shop. ▀ A sketchy stalker was trailing a woman on her paper route deliveries. ▀ Vandals ripped soap dispensers from the walls of a water closet and emptied them all over the place before stuffing them in the toilets. ▀ A boozy vagabond was taking swings at cars — later admitted he’d been downing banana beer and also stole a bottle of Fireball whisky and smokes. ▀ A clerk managed to save one LEGO set from the stack that looters ripped-off. ▀ Warehouse workers were caught deviating from their duties by inhaling nitrous oxide from balloons. ▀ A school bus driver is being investigated for slamming the brakes in order to stop two kids from scrapping.
▀ A former sheriff and his family were charged with running up an Indiana town’s emergency funds to amass a classic car collection and other luxurious wants.
Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Netflix Binging Trucker Was Tuned Out In Crash, Kills Couple (Faribault, MN)
NETFLIXING AND HAULING an 18-wheeler brought on the deaths of a couple. Billie Joe Grimes, 55, of Lansing, TN, was behind the wheel of the Volvo semi-truck, loaded with more than 44,000 pounds of cargo heading northbound lanes of I-35 last year when the smashup occurred on Interstate 35 just south of Faribault crushing a Toyota Camry and a Chevy pickup truck pulling a flatbed trailer. It caused the untimely deaths of Matthew Hansen, 57, and Cimberly Hansen, 56, from Urbandale, Iowa. The pickup driver survived with minor wounds. When questioned, Grimes admitted he was tuned into a Netflix episode of "Rust Valley Restorers". Grimes told investigators it was "just a split second, a couple seconds… I just didn't have time to stop, I didn't have time to react and I couldn't stop the truck."
▀ Pops Busted Using 13 Y.O. Daughter To Deal MJ + Vape Pens (Woodville, CA)
A PATERFAMILIAS WAS nabbed getting his teenage daughter to become a hustler moving weed and vape pens at her school. Juan Ortiz, 35, was taken into custody on April 29. Detectives brought Oritz down on child endangerment and providing marijuana and vape pens to a minor.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Pushing Heavy (Citrus Heights, CA)
A PERP ACCUSED of pushing product at a local gas station was pinched. Jason Slater, 38, was nicked on Lichen Drive and found $3,500 in cash and over 40 grams of fentanyl, methamphetamine, and heroin, along with other drug accouterments. Slater also had several warrants for his arrest, including a felony warrant for grand theft auto.
▀ Trap House Turns Up Quarter-Kilogram Of Cocaine (Chester, TX)
A SUSPECTED SLINGER was swarmed by narco agents at his home and showed off some of the trophy haul. The April 19 raid took place at McEwan Miller’s Lamokin Street home with a warrant to search the house and two cars. The cops say they were eyeballing the perp for a month before they pounced. In total cops seized cocaine, 50 green pills of Molly stamped “GUCCI”, a 1911 semi-automatic pistol with an obliterated serial number, and $3,500. The rap on Miller tallied three controlled cocaine buys in March and April. The coke and cash was stashed in shoeboxes in Miller’s closet and a dresser drawer including the ecstasy.
▀ ‘Biggest Drug Bust’ In Town (Jalandhar, India)
A TOTAL OF 48kg of heroin, ₹21 lakh of drug proceeds (2,236,437), a cash-counting machine, and three high-end rides. Three family members — Satnam Singh, his daughter Aman Rozi and son-in-law Hardeep Singh were busted and believed to be tied to an international syndicate.
“Efforts are afoot to arrest the kingpin, Navpreet Singh. More recovery of heroin is expected in the coming days. This is the biggest haul of drugs ever recovered by the Jalandhar commissionerate police,” Jalandhar commisioner of police Swapan Sharma said.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Blue Pill For Special Occasion (Wildwood, FL)
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▀ Potty Trouble (Stillwater, OK)
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▀ Creep Trails Newspaper Carrier (Durango, CO)
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▀ Unsanitary (Lusby, MD)
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▀ Fired Up (Anacortes, WA)
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▀ Lego Looter Goes 3 For 4 (La Cañada Flintridge, CA)
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▀ Daytrippers (Burbank, CA)
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▀ Bus Driver’s Peace Plan Questioned (La Conner, WA)
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⬛ ET AL
▀ Ex-Sheriff Breaks Bad… Amasses Classic Car Collection With $3.5M Town’s Emergency Funds (New Chapel, IN)
THEY WERE FINE automobiles… 1960s and 1970s Pontiac, Chevrolet and Plymouth seized from former Clark County Sheriff Jamey Noel. According to a search warrant, purchased the collection with New Chapel EMS funds and also dipping into his late brother’s estate. Noel’s wife Misty and daughter Kasey also face felony charges of their own for running up tabs on New Chapel credit cards. Each pleaded not guilty.