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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 261 — 09-15-22

Cops cheekily announced a couple recorded strolling out of a store won the lottery and asking for the public to let them come and redeem their winning ticket, a K-9 had to subdue a knife-slashing goon who caused a traffic pileup when he tried to elude cops on an interstate, an alleged automatic gun d…