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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 995 — 08-05-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Smash-And-Grabbers (Pearland / League City, TX)
BANDITS ARE BUSTING into supermarkets and stores — swiping loot and vanishing.
An H-E-B on South Gulf Freeway was knocked off by a crew back on July 28.
A trio — all decked in hoodies and black attire remain outstanding.
Around the same time, a Food Town was hit.
Five masked suspects wielding a a hammer, shattering display cases and grabbing thousands of dollars worth of jewelry in a matter of seconds.
“There’s a big trauma we face,” said one employee, who requested anononymity.
The employee said the greedy ones destroyed five showcases during the heist, causing significant financial damage to the store.
“I cannot tell you how much merchandise they took,” she said. “It was a lot of money.”
When a customer even attempted to intervene by launching a grocery cart into one of the masked suspects it only slightly slowed down one of the thieves who drivted into a sign before they hopped into a black Genesis SUV.
“Of course, people are not coming here,” the employee said. “People are scared.”
The Food Town is now considering beefing up their security measures like adding bulletproof glass.
A jewelry store was also targeted in a similar fashio on the afternoon of July 17.
The shope on West Little York was swarmed by four perps in hoodies who beelined for the baubles section and with a sledgehammer smashed the display and sprayed employees with pepper spray.
After grabbing stolen jewelry the thieves took off in a red Hyundai Sonata.
▀ Jailbird (Saint Clairsville, OH)
A FEATHERED INTRUDER was taken into custody and facing hard charges.
Fortunately, the peacock was spared the consequences when his owner arrived.
BACKTALK:
Josh Parsons: We're gonna need you to release that body cam footage 🤣
Jessica Wilson: By chance, is there body cam footage of this said "scooping & arrest?"🤔🤣
Cheryl Lattocha Hummel: Watch out fellow jailbirds! He’s going to sing like a canary!
Jorden Nichole (responding to^): heard she was bringing Jambo back as the opening act. She just got her dates mixed up 😂
Ann Knight: He is giving someone, "the look" my Mom used to give me!🤣🤣
Sandy Fitzgerald: Hahaha a couple of peacocks ended up in my back yard a while back but I didn't call the sheriff. They went home eventually.
Mick Sponaugle: So now we have a birdman of Belmont County.
Krissy Tipton Hundertmark: That’s got to be a new one On the books for most crazy arrest lol
Megan Turner: Man, he looks INSULTED.
L.R. Kalo: If he needs bailed out, call me.
Jennifer Seevers: He looks suspicious AND guilty 😬😂
Jo Ann Kightlinger: He was a pretty perp
Heidi Bowman: No ruffling of feathers when this dude is on duty....
Tilda Briggs-Stewart: What a naughty bird
Jacque Daugherty: With all the depressing bad things happen it's nice to have news like this .our officers today are proud as a peacock 🦚
JoHanna Campbell: If he needs a new home I have a flock of chickens I can add him too!
Melissa Freeman Starkey: Justice for Peabird! She’s innocent!!!!
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Retired Hustler (Hazel Green, KY)
THE FUZZ SHOWED up at a man’s home and carried away a bunch of ice and cash.
Clyde Endicott was busted by cops for squirreling away 8.5 pounds of meth (street value $50,000) plus $25,000 in questionable cash.
HAUL: 8.5 pounds of meth (street value $50,000) plus $25,000 in questionable cash
RAP: Distribution of a controlled substance (Methamphetamine), Conspiracy to distribution of 50 grams or more of Methamphetamine Mixture and Possession of a Firearm by a Convicted Felon
▀ OD House Shuttered (Hamilton, TX)
A FATAL OVERDOSE at a home had deputies searching the home and determining drugs were abundant.
On July 29, an arrest warrant was served and an unnamed woman was taken into custody.
The authorities discovered 29 grams of meth.
She was hit with possession of a controlled substance and tampering with evidence.
▀ All Kinds Of Terrible On The Table (San Antonio, TX)
THE PRODUCT AND weaponry was shown off.
Narcos busted a slinger with 58 kilos of methamphetamine, a kilo of heroin, five guns (two stolen), and $5,000.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ ‘I Am Going To Kill You!’ (Duxbury, MA)
▀ Boozy Biker Draws (Reno, NV)
«SOURCE»
▀ Janitor Really Cleaned Up (Brunswick, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Flasher At Peanut Park (Watertown, NY)
▀ Warring With A Stick (Watertown, NY)
«SOURCE»
▀ Petal Hater Goes Postal (Avon Lake, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ Deci-Bullshit - (Park City, UT)
▀ Jolt Jacking Neighbors (Park City, UT)
▀ Golf GOof (Park City, UT)
«SOURCE»
⬛ WORLDLY WTF
▀ Salsa Yayo (Ontario, Canada)
HE WAS FEELING extra spicy.
At around 3 a.m. on Aug. 3, cops pulled over a gray Ford Escape motoring along First Street that lacked both headlights and tail lights.
"While interacting with the driver [Ivan Ryan, 48], officers observed a controlled substance within plain view," police stated in a news release.
A search led to 55 grams of cocaine tucked in a Tostitos salsa container.
The cops also found a bundle of cash and drug paraphernalia.
Ryan was charged with possession.
⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Lowlife At Lowes (Mt. Joliet, TN)
A LICENSE-LESS VAN was stopped in the parking lot of Lowes’s loaded with stolen electrical wire.
The 41-year-old thief was stopped after trying to take off with $7,000 in merch.
The cops suspect the suspect has hit other big box stores in the recent past and is facing felony theft, burglary (as he had been trespassed from Lowe’s last August), and evading arrest.
BACKTALK:
Chrissie Mueller Hinton: How in the hell did no one see this leaving the store
Mark Schutt: When are they going to learn that MJPD slogan is FAFO and not do that here 😂
Julie Bayhi: Busted! Enjoy your visit to Mt. Juliet, bonehead!
Margarita De La Vega: Inside job?
Dwight Holland: It had to be inside job. As someone that buys from lows electric wire like those rolls ARE LOCKED UP TITE can't hardly find anyone to unlock then you have to go pay before u can have it ?
Nick Hendricks: I hate a a thief and a liar…. Good job, Mount Juliet…🫶🙌
Terry Voyles: How can he just walk out loaded up with that
Eric Jon: I used to get pulled over in Mt Juliet constantly when I was drug addicted. Im just being honest. I was always treated okay and I was encouraged to get help and I did. 2 years and 4 months later and never looked back one time...
Jim Keating: Wouldn't be surprised if they moved via the nursery/garden ce ter. An accomplice asks the solo cashier for some quick help one aisle over, and the thief then makes quick exit before cashier realizes anything. Just my $.02
Kristin Stewart: How the hell did he get out the door with all that!!?!
Jeremy Presson: That’s why I have to wait forever to get wire out of the cage. This style wasn’t always locked up. Would have the cable alarm wires on it.
Glen Connell: Great work but how the heck was he able to exit the store with $7,000 worth of merchandise without anyone noticing 😳
Pamela Echols McCurry: By not having a tag it sounds as though he may have wanted to be spotted….strange.
⬛ ET AL
▀ Win A Winchester Raffle (Campton, KY)
