MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 971 — 07-03-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Seven little marks here in green. Then he wrote 1 through 9... We have no idea what that means. It is kind of creepy, especially since no one knows what it means except the guy who did it.’
-Pastor Gerald Abreu, Abundant Life Church speaking about the house of worship being hit eight times in recent weeks by an enigmatic vandal
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Hustler Nabbed Buying 15 Keys Of ‘Sham Coke’ (Brockton, MA)
THE GREEN WAS 100. But the blow was bogus.
Jose Perez is going down for trying to buy 15 kilograms of fools coke.
The 47-year-old set up a meet with folks he believed were cocaine supplier — but turned out to be undercovers.
Over the course of a few months starting from January — Perez submitted his determinatiion to make a deal for 15 “high quality cars” — jargon for cocaine.
But he needed to pony up enough cash.
That took some time.
By May, the terms were set and Perez even sent the “supplier” a photograph of his cash — $90,000 of it.
A meet was agreed upon for June 11 in Framingham to transact the buy.
But for much more — 15 kilos… $150,000.
That day Perez was being cased by coppers moving around from his home in Brockton to his biz, JP Auto Body in Dorchester.
He was seen dropping off a child and then plucking from a hidden compartment the cash.
The undercovers arrived and delivered the “sham cocaine”.
Perez was witnessed placing the faux dope into the secret compartment.
That sent the officers swarming.
Perez was charged with attempted possession with intent to distribute five kilograms or more of cocaine provides for a mandatory minimum sentence of 10 years and up to life in prison, at least five years and up to a lifetime of supervised release and a fine of up to $10 million.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Crook Cashes Out (Fairfield & Springdale, OH)
HEAPS OF FETTY and coke were collected by narcos following a three-month probe and two sunrising raids.
Errol Baker, 42, was awoken at around 7 a.m. on June 5 by the kind of roosters that don’t talk turkey.
Quickly the man was arrested and his Camelot Drive abode and another home in Springdale were searched and the fruits of the three-month investigation (mostly low-denomination bills) splayed on a table.
All told there was 120 grams of fentanyl, 90 grams of cocaine, $5,400, a 2017 Mercedes-Benz, and a Slingshot Motorcycle.
HAUL: 120 grams of fentanyl, 90 grams of cocaine, $5,400, a 2017 Mercedes-Benz, a Slingshot Motorcycle
RAP: Possession of Drugs (F1)
▀ Bricks A’Hoy (Ft. Morgan, AL)
IT WAS LOST at sea.
Someone far away is losing their marbles after a bundle of 50 keys of puro somehow drifted ashore.
On June 26, authorities fielded the tip and upon analysis confirmed the lost cargo was 110 pounds of uncut white snow.
"It was determined that the bundle contained 50 individually wrapped kilos of cocaine, weighing approximately 110 pounds… We ask the public not to open bundles or packages, as they could contain hazardous chemicals or dangerous drugs." -Balwin County Sheriff's Office.
BACKTALK:
Notnavy: I had a friend that found one offshore. He called the Coast Guard. They said to pull it into the boat and bring it to shore. He refused, and I would too. No telling what would happen to you with either law enforcement or criminals seeing that you have a large haul of drugs.
SgtCasper: Totally agree. Absolutely no way I would bring it aboard my boat. I would give coordinates and go about my day.
DemzH8U: Dang tide currents. That was supposed to come ashore in Pascagoula. Ugh!!
nosaj1: Florida Snow ...missed it again...
Jeremy Nichols: They never would have known if I found these square grouper. 🫡 Always the wrong ones 🤣
Daniel Benavides: Don Jr’s shipment got lost, thankfully the DHS can hand deliver it to him.
Trace Parish: Is this why that sand feels so powdery white and squeaks when you walk on it??? LOL
Wendy Paulsen: If I had found this the headline would be somewhat different. It would say 40 kilos of cocaine was found.. bc I’m not a greedy girl lol.
Kathy Barkley: I bet someone is crying over the wet drugs.🤣
Lee Stone: Man, I coulda been the most popular guy at the strip club.
Lisette Lewis: Was probably more like 150 lbs... lmao
TL Hawkins: Someone missed their drop or the pick up.... Good find guys!!
Ziggy Zig: Somebody gonna be big mad... or they were about to get caught and had to abandon the drop off.. .. Hmmm
Anamaria Giraldo Barrios: I am laughing but also someone will be resting in peace who ever lost this package .
Biggz Morton: All they finna do is finish the job and distribute it. lol you thought it stops cause they find it? lol noooo
Wendy Hetherington: Well that explains why the Bears have been swimming in the Gulf.
▀ Dusty Vacancy (San Jose, CA)
TWO PROBIES WERE netted in a car but their hotel room was found to be decorated with mostly meth, cash, a pistol, knuckledusters, and a stolen handicap parking placard.
Michael Mendoza, 44, and Anita Quiroz, 38, who were on probation were busted on June 26 while riding along San Ignacio Avenue.
The crooks’ room was searched and found to be stowing 62 pounds of meth, two pounds of H, $28,000, burglary tools, an unregistered pistol, stolen documents, credit cards, and the placard.
HAUL: 62 pounds of meth, two pounds of H, $28,000, burglary tools, an unregistered pistol, stolen documents, credit cards, and the placard
RAP: Suspicion of illegal narcotics sales and possession, firearm possession, stolen vehicle and identity theft
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Church Vandalized 8 Times In Recent Weeks By ‘Creepy’ Cipher (Torrance, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ ‘Turn It Off!’ (Clifton Springs, NY)
«SOURCE»
▀ Weed Whackjob (Parkland, FL)
«SOURCE»
▀ Pump Problems (Austintown, OH)
«SOURCE»
▀ ‘GOEEZ’ Pretend License Plate Jams Up Motorcyclist (Riverside, PA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Tesla Tool (Piedmont, CA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Postal Crisis (Watertown, MA)
▀ AirTag Stalker? (Watertown, MA)
«SOURCE»
▀ Sobriety Sucks (Kalispell, MT)
«SOURCE»
▀ Granny’s TV Trouble (Kalispell, MT)
▀ God Bless America (Kalispell, MT)
⬛ ET AL
▀ Zeus Flexing
FOOTAGE OF A bolt of lightning striking a tree in late May.
“…the intense heat of the bolt vaporizes water and sap in the tree, which causes a violent steam explosion. The explosion sends dangerous shards of wood debris outward.”
WATCH: «VIDEO»
BACKTALK:
Crystal Eastman my best friend’s son-in-law was recently struck and killed by lightning. The sun was shining then as well.
Clayton Lorenz: Had an uncle that used to race stock cars in Pensacola as a hobby. Had his own shop and everything, poor guy had been struck 3 or 4 times all during absolutely clear weather. Once it was while he
Renee Gamble Nash: My house was struck by lightning and the sun was shining. $40K in damages. Sorry for your loss!
Jacqui Montigny: We were shocked (pardon the pun) when a man was zapped at a church potluck picnic down the street one afternoon while he was sleeping under a tree. The weather was absolutely beautiful - not a cloud in the sky. His number must have come up or something.