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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 821 — 12-04-24
<> PULL QUOTE:
Alderperson: ‘The chickens that were located in the basement of the tavern, why were they there?’
Tavern Owner: ‘For eat. In my house, I live in the upstairs.’
< ‘That'll show'em!’
-Cowboy wielding a pickaxe smashed several car windows
▀ A tavern owner had his licen…
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