MMM - DAILY

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 372 - 02-21-23

▀ A race between two cars turned deadly. ▀ A semi truck hauling 40,000 pounds of mail overturned and lost its cargo all over the interstate. ▀ A self-proclaimed prophet stands accused of rape after performing a cleansing ritual involving two cows and an 18-year-old. ▀ A woman was busted after accepti…