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M.L. Nestel

Aug 04, 2025

MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 994 — 08-04-25

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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER

▀ Cart Corral At Walbarn!

WALMART STAFF CORRALLED shopping carts to pin a wayward heifer who was soon roped up by the owner who was riding bareback on her horse with her baby.

A witness posted about the headscratching scene: “…this lady shows up to rope and take her cow home riding a horse BAREBACK and WEARING HER BABY on her front. That was such an epic western scene to watch. Well, I can’t really decide if I’m horrified or want to be this lady’s best friend."

BACKTALK:

Gianna Mazlumian: No time (or need) to get a babysitter or tack up the horse 😂

Emily Stein: Can we talk about the potted plant for the cow 😂

Pris Dee: Hell I more impressed that the walmart folks knew how to make a round pen w shopping carts

Teresa Shafer Raike: Don't be horrified, this what a real ranchers wife looks like, not the one's you see on TV, I'm just surprised she wasn't dressed like a homeless person, that's what I look like most days. 🤣😂🤣.

Quinn Shourds: Little jersey cow. Probably wasn’t hard to catch at all lol

Kat Centeno: I love that someone put a plant there for the cow to eat lol

Amanda Raibourn: Definitely be her friend! When SHTF she has a room full of canned goods, freeze dried goods, supplies to make anything we need, an epic sourdough starter with a cool name, and fresh eggs, milk, and meat options on the homestead.

Je Leigh: Had to hobble down the road on crutches to get kids longhorn back in that heifer would wait til I got behind her she didn’t like my crutches I would wave one and she would waddle to the gate and wait for me to let her in she was named ……Karen

Carla Vaught: New meaning to the “cart corral”! Someone was thinking! Lol

Janette Butler: She has the baby in one of the hand free carriers so she don't have to hold it. There is a bridle and I'm sure the horse is very broke. The cows a Jersey milk cow so it will probably lead anywhere. She's living the life that most of you dream of.

⬛ WANTED V. NABBED

▀ Shoplifter Made Off With $60 Worth Of Anti-Yeast Meds: Cops (Wilkes-Barre Township, PA)

A WOMAN WHO allegedly took off with some over-the-counter meds from a supermarket is being sought.

Cops released still frames of the woman who they say entered Wegmans on Highland Park Boulevard at around 6:45 p.m. on July 22 and took off with two boxes of a feminine hygiene product.

WBTPD: Police are attempting to identify the individual shown here who selected $60 worth of merchandise and made a CLEAR getaway without paying for the merchandise.

The association of the product combined with pics of the woman drew a distinct backlash from many apparent locals chiming in.

BACKTALK:

Bj Allen: Id probably let this one slide

Meigan Toland: Is this like that episode of the rookie where the police dept had that media intern who accidentally but purposefully started a purge? 👀👀

Jocelyn Marie: She couldnt get into the doctor fast enough... maybe no insurance n [sic] she has an itch let her go lmao

Lauren Mittermaier: lol now yall know you are shady for this

Justin Aquino: Don’t steal and you won’t get flamed on Facebook. Pretty simple concept 🤣

Kellina Eileen (responding to^): Justin Aquino dude, she has BV. Do you know what that’s like? No. Because you’re a man. If the poor woman needs medicine, I say let her have the medicine…

Justin Aquino: (responding to^): then pay for your shit. Very simple 🤣

Sherri Racki: Sheesh, just let the lady clean her vageen. 😅

Autum Lynn: Naw thats wrong u didnt have to post what she stole thats grimey and has to impose on some kind of medical hippa law. Thats medical. Wilkes bare cops do better

Addie Bugdonovitch: maybe two boxes of medicine don't need to cost 60 dollars

Ryan Donkewicz: She got enough problems, sweep this one under the rug 💀

RC Brown: Slow day at the precinct, eh?

Holly Marie: I hope every single person making nasty comments finds themselves in situations where they need medicine they cannot afford, and then rather than receiving any help or sympathy, I hope people just laugh at them and make fun of them. I hope each person gets to experience being on the receiving end of the cruelty they so gleefully put out into the world. ❤️

KM Kosmar (responding to^): I couldn't agree more!!!!

Melissa Pierre Ray Ray (responding to^): Or just go to a FREE clinic and not break the law stealing ! Simple concept

▀ 1 Shot Dead In ATM Heist (Mufreesboro, TN)

FIVE MEN ENTERED a 7-Eleven. Only four men left.

A man was shot dead after he and four others allegedly attempted to take off with a 7-Eleven ATM.

Early Friday, Tyrese Walder, 23, was slain by an armed customer at the convenience store and Exxon on East Northfield Boulevard.

Cops say the crew (including Walder) backed a stolen pickup truck to the store around 5 a.m., then smashed a window with a sledgehammer, and used a guy wire to lift the money machine from its base.

The customer was inside the 7-Eleven, fired their weapon and felled Walder, according to police.

Cops say the suspects took off in the pickup and ditched it at the Chariot Pointe Apartments with the guy wire still attached.

They also put a nationwide alert for a stolen SUV that they believe to be connected to the crime.

Soon enough, Arkansas State Troopers, using license plate recognition system, stopped the wanted ride and took the Texas-bound men into custody.

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⬛ EVIDENCE ART

▀ Unsavories’ Blues (Monessen, PA)

THEY DEALED FETTY and H to an undercover.

For months, investigators were eyeballing David Jefferies, 34, James Womack, 33, and Shelton Payne, 34, and Andrew Ellis-Barnes, 41, for plying the poison in controlled buys.

Each was wrangled on Aug. 3 after serving a search warrant at Jefferies’ home, where officers seized a Glock 9mm pistol, 382 grams of fentanyl, and black tar heroin.

HAUL: Glock 9mm pistol, 382 grams of fentanyl, and black tar heroin

RAPS:

*Jefferies, Womack, & Payne: Illegal possession of a firearm and felony drug-trafficking. All three men have prior felony convictions that prohibit them from possessing firearms

*Ellis-Barnes: Selling drugs to an undercover officer

▀ Kaboom (Holyoke, MA)

A COUPLE SUSPECTED slingers were bagged and facing a truckload of charges.

Montel Harris, 30, and Tyron Harris, 26, were nabbed (a third person was detained and released) after cops on Aug. 1 moved in on a home along Portland Street.

Out came 597 grams of cocaine, 176 grams of heroin/fentanyl, 206 grams of fentanyl-pressed M30 pills, 118 grams of meth, 70 grams of ecstasy, seven grams of magic mushrooms, two illegal guns with 30 rounds of ammunition plus a third large capacity magazine was also recovered.

HAUL: 597 grams of cocaine, 176 grams of heroin/fentanyl, 206 grams of fentanyl-pressed M30 pills, 118 grams of meth, 70 grams of ecstasy, seven grams of magic mushrooms, two illegal guns with 30 rounds of ammunition plus a third large capacity magazine was also recovered

RAP:

*Montel Harris: Cocaine Trafficking – 200+ Grams, fentanyl Trafficking – 200+ Grams, heroin/Fentanyl Trafficking – 100-200 Grams, Methamphetamine Trafficking – 100-200 Grams, Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class B Drug, Possession with the Intent to Distribute a Class C Drug, Possession of a Firearm without an FID Card, Possession of Ammunition without an FID Card, Possession of a Large Capacity Feeding Device (Three Counts), Possession of a Firearm during the Commission of a Felony (Two Counts), Violation of a Restraining Order, Firearm Violation with One Prior Violent/Drug Crime, Improper Storage of a Firearm (Two Counts)

*Tyron Harris: Heroin/Fentanyl Trafficking – 36-100 Grams, Possession of a Firearm without an FID Card (Two Counts), Possession of Ammunition without an FID Card, Possession of a Large Capacity Feeding Device (Three Counts), Possession of a Firearm during the Commission of a Felony (Two Counts), Firearm Violation with One Prior Violent/Drug Crime, Improper Storage of a Firearm (Two Counts)

▀ Big Bangs And Bucks (Cedar Point, TX)

HE WAS GROWING cash.

Marcus Harper, 41, is going to have to explain how he earned six figures worth of cash, heaps of coke, and a cache of guns.

SWAT took a tour of his abode on the 10 block of 12th Court NW in Center Point and found 33 pounds of cocaine (street value of $300,000), 232 grams of meth (street value of $1,500), two grams of Adderall, six grams of ecstasy, 50 grams of crack; 488 grams of MJ, 16 grams of spice, an FN 5.7X28 semi-automatic pistol, a PSA G3-10 .308 Semi-Automatic Rifle, a Rev Arms AR-15 5.56 semi-automatic rifle, a Smith and Wesson SD40 semi-automatic pistol, digital scales, narcotic packaging material, assorted ammunition, cell phones, and a DVR Box were also seized.

Man arrested after $300,000 cocaine seizure at Jefferson County home photo 1

▀ Duo Just As Shocked As Cops To Find 6-Figures In Secret SUV Compartment (Beaumont, TX)

A PAIR BLAZING through a construction zone didn’t convince investigators they were hurrying home to make it grandma’s for summer stew.

Back at around 8:45 a.m. on July 29 narcos sussed out a gray GMC SUV ticking passed 75 MPH in a 55 MPH construction zone along IH10.

Words were shared and K9 Jaco was called in and quickly went ape to smell something secreted in a left rear quarter panel.

They popped that open and discovered drug dough to the tune of $123,000.

Each played it clueless, claiming that the cash was a miracle from the heavens.