MMM - DAILY
MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 996 — 08-05-25
<> PULL QUOTE: ‘Everyone was using the lane!’
-California dipshit blames others for misusing a lane to make a turn, causing a fender-bender
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Until the next ones… -MMM
⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ ‘One Last Rock Before Lockup?’ (Piney Point, MD)
IT WAS QUITE the ask: a woman riding in a speeding ride was found to be holding some crack and a glass pipe to smoke it.
On July 30, 57-year-old Pamela Leonard sitting in a 2016 Chevrolet Impala as it was pulled over on Piney Point Road for the driver gunning the gas.
Leonard was well known to St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office deputies and apparently had racked up an outstanding warrant in a nearby hamlet.
Having been found with the pebbles of devil’s smoke — the woman allegedly asked for one more puff of her stuff before being whisked away and caged.
Leonard made a request to officers, asking if she could smoke the crack cocaine found in her possession before being taken to jail.
She “requested she be allowed to smoke the crack cocaine before being taken to jail due to the time she was going to be serving,” according to the probable cause document.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ Couple Caught With Crack And Greenbacks (Stanford, NY)
A SCENIC DRIVE ended with a man caught up with nearly 30 bands, a bunch of crack and loss for words.
State cops busted Maynard Davis, 48, along with a woman riding shotgun back on the night of Aug. 3.
The pair were stopped while coasting along the Taconic State Parkway.
K9 Jet arrived and sniffed up $27,860 in cash and 72 grams of crack.
▀ Disorderly (Portland, TN)
THE WATER CLOSET at an old home was where a staffer forgot their baggie of crank.
On July 11, the baggie was found.
A month later cops tailed the suspected orderly and discovered 8.8 grams of methamphetamine, divvied out in roughly 88 doses.
BACKTALK:
Tim Harrison: I thought my grandpa sounded extra pumped up about the shadow people stealing his pudding cups! Nice work PPD, all jokes aside.
▀ Sprinter Ditched Crack Before Puffing Fatty (Fort Pierce, FL)
HIS UNINTENTIONAL SPRINT from his car didn’t rack up many steps.
Deputies pulled over Reginald Straughter while he was riding along Avenue Q.
The 33-year-old was the loner in the car and quickly captured. But before he was reeled in, he allegedly tossed 129 grams of crack.
A search of the car turned up $3,800 and some a fatty blunt loaded with kine buds.
HAUL: 129 grams of crack, $3,800, and some trees
RAP: Trafficking in Cocaine (25g – less than 150 KG or mixture), Possession of Marijuana (not more than 20g), Two counts of Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, Obstructing/Tampering with Evidence, Resisting an Officer w/o violence
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Smokey Bear Busts Sign Snatching Fencers (Pensacola, FL)
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▀ ‘Ball Chain Took My Car’ (Midland, TX)
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▀ Gas Station Clerk Caught Siphoning Lottery Tix (Spring Township, PA)
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▀ If You See Something, It May Be Nothing (Anacortes, WA)
▀ Trading Nudes Gets Ugly (Anacortes, WA)
▀ Californian Makes Bad Impression On Washington Roadways (Anacortes, WA)
▀ They’re My Goats! (Anacortes, WA)
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▀ Radiator’s Shot To Hell (Gillette, WY)
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▀ Door Dasher Gets BB Gunfire Tip (Houston, TX)
▀ Wrong Meth-Smoking, Knife-Wielding Goon Who Attacked Bank Customers For Taking Too Long Using ATM (Denton, TX)
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▀ Bee Stung Man’s Bitter End (Athens, OH)
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