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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE

ISSUE № 572 - 12-11-23

Illustration by Rob Weiss

▀ Garden goons took off with $40,000 worth of roses and cacti, the second hit in recent months to a woman’s business.

▀ A 911 faker imagined a bank robbery to record the cops’ response.

▀ A duo stole off with five varied breeds of chickens and a day later they were spotted and …