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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE
ISSUE № 1032 — 10-06-25
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⬛ SIRENS/NATIONAL BLOTTER
▀ Naked Hotel Guest Tripping Coke Balls Empties Two Fire Extinguishers (Bettendorf, IA)
HE CHECKED OUT extra early.
A kook was spotted destroying the second floor of a Marriott Courtyard in full Adam.
On Sunday, Gary Stanley, 46, was allegedly going bonkers on blow when he triggered the fire alarm forcing everyone to evacuate the edifice, according to KWQC reporting on the affidavit.
He proceeded to spray foam from not one, but two fire extinguishers — racking up $25,000 damages (not covered under incidentals).
When he was being arrested, he also allegedly roughed up a cop and had to be fitted in full-body restraints because he was kicking out the cruiser’s rear windows.
When he was searched, authorities retrieved a baggie of cocaine that fell out of Stanley’s sock.
He was hit with criminal mischief, interference with official acts causing injury, and disorderly conduct.
⬛ EVIDENCE ART
▀ He Crashed The Kia, Forfeited The Meth + Cash (Pensacola, FL)
THE KIA DRIVER was up to no good.
On Oct. 2, deputies caught onto a silver Kia that was zipping through traffic and discovered the driver was an outlaw.
Terrell Lee Gricere, 35, ignored prompts to stop. Instead, a chase ensued with the deviant wheeling around until he collided into a tree next to an apartment complex on Prieto Drive.
He then fled the wreckage, leaped over a fence to shake the authorities.
The deputies unleashed K9 Gassman who sniffed out the suspect trying to hide out on the rooftop of another complex on Twin Oaks Drive.
Gricere didn’t go down easy. A taser was deployed and once under, the deputies found a bunch of baggies filled wtih meth, coke, fentanyl and a sack of buds.
HAUL: Bunch of baggies filled wtih meth, coke, fentanyl and a sack of buds
RAP: Driving while license suspended, Trafficking in Methamphetamine (189 grams), Possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute (Cocaine), Possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute (Fentanyl), Possession of Marijuana with intent to distribute, Failure to obey a law enforcement order to stop, Obstruction without violence, • Introduction of contraband into a detention facility, plus the probation violation for possession
ECSO: You can run, but you can’t hide—from our deputies, our K-9 partners, or justice.
BACKTALK:
Jennifer Rae Fuchek: Tip: don’t try to flee-a in a Kia
Cameron LaRocca: Tree came out of nowhere huh?
Michele Sport: All them drugs.. he must of thought the roof would camouflage him!! 😂😂
Cody Riviello: Sorry to tell ya but that ain’t no 189 grams
▀ Guard Troops Raid Stash House (San Francisco, CA)
NARCOS SHUTTERED A stash house that had been plying dope to loyal clientele across the bay.
On Oct. 2, cops in conjunction with deployed National Guard troops in both San Francisco and Oakland flashed a warrant at an 8th Avenue home where they quickly bagged a bunch of poison including 180 grams of fentanyl, 57 grams of methamphetamine, 16 grams of cocaine, scales, a pill press, a ghost gun, and $25,000.
Narcotics Division, the U.S. Army National Guard, and the San Francisco Sheriff’s Office.
They also collared Jahir Hernandez, 20, Axel Rosales, 18, and Darwin Martinez, 21, and a woman named 21-year-old Dayan Canales (for an outstanding warrant)
A toddler was found to be wandering the home and taken to a child welfare worker.
▀ Road Warrior (New Paltz, NY)
HE WAS SPEEDING in a Nissan that wasn’t hit, sans a legit driver’s license.
And there was also bundle of bad shit in the car.
Robert Brown, 39, of the Bronx was pinched vrooming along I-87 in a 2025 stolen Nissan and racking up violations.
Once stopped officers ferreted 101 grams of cocaine, 38 grams of MDMA, and 2.89 grams of fentanyl.
HAUL: 101 grams of cocaine, 38 grams of MDMA, and 2.89 grams of fentanyl
RAP: multiple drug-related felonies, including criminal possession of a controlled substance in the second degree involving hallucinogens, three counts of third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance—with intent to sell, with a prior conviction, and involving a narcotic—and two counts of criminal possession of stolen property, in the third and fourth degrees. He also faces misdemeanor charges for seventh-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and three separate counts of criminally using drug paraphernalia involving dilutants, packaging materials, and scales. In addition, he was cited for various traffic law violations.
⬛ THE BLUE NOTE
▀ Trash Can Tossing Lover’s Quarrel (Olmsted Falls, OH)
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▀ Extra Comfort Suites (Brunswick, OH)
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▀ Sketchy Inquisitor (Olmsted Falls, OH)
▀ Woman Reports Death Threat (Olmsted Falls, OH)
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▀ Car Test Driver Fails To Return To Dealer (Ithaca, NY)
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▀ Greedy Ghoul Pilfers Pumpkin Patch Farmers (Pickerington, OH)
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▀ Sloshed Skipper Can’t Outrun Fuzz (Southold, NY)
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▀ Booze Bandits Nabbed (Thousand Oaks, CA)
⬛ WORLDLY WTF
▀ Lumberjack Assaulted By Italian Or Fr Frenchman (Highlands, Scotland)
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▀ Adieu, Alpha Hen (Waukesha, WI)
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⬛ LOWER LEARNING
▀ Prof’s Lecture Interrupted By Subpoena Serving (Chapman University)
▀ Bust Bilker (Capman University)
▀ Letter Bearer Wanted (Chapman University)
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▀ Frat Pledges’ Cigarette Burnings Exposed (Athens, GA)
▀ Cyberbullying Could Hinder Career (Athens, GA)
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▀ Drug Fiend Pretends To Be Hospital Patient For Pricy Heart Test (Atlanta, GA)
▀ Library Trespasser Can’t Take Hint (Emory University)
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▀ Flasher At SAE (Michigan State University)
▀ Swatting Incident Forces Campus On Lockdown (University of Colorado at Boulder)
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⬛ SCENESTERS
▀ Teddy Trickery (Ventura, CA)
THE DIAMOND LANE doesn’t grant a driver carte blanche.
A driver was stopped not only speending — but trying to pass off a teddy bear fastened in a baby car seat.
CHP: This driver was stopped and cited for speeding while driving solo in the designated carpool lane. Please drive safely and follow the rules of the road.
BACKTALK:
Christian Neff: Go find some real crime.
Michael Anthony: you’re never alone when you’re with Christ
Ronald Wells: Next time a realalistic doll
Manuel Aguilar Sr.: Polar bears has immunity. 🤣
Hiram Morales: Yall would make a killing in LA like 45 percent of ppl drive in the carpool lane while alone
Izaiah Paz: The bear identifies as a person
Carlos Martinez Ramirez: Just cause he’s brown😵💫🤣🤣
Kaylon Jenkins: You dont speed going to SB everyone knows that
Nicolette Kortz: question…. Does pregnancy count or will I still get a ticket?
Doug M Bw: What happens when CHP, no lights nor sirens nor emergency, get in the carpool pane and aggressively tailgate the cars in front of them ...is that allowed? No, it’s a firing offense yet many still do it.
Marcia Curl Hagus: Try a skeleton🙂
Checkered Racer: 🤷🏼 you win some. You lose some. It’s all part of the game of cat and mouse!
Gregory Boverson Jr.: Sheeeot.🤨🙄 You know how often I see people driving solo in the car pool lane?.. Way to many to count.😒
Felix Granados: So we all pay road taxes and can’t use the road only special people can?
John Costarella: Highway 1 doesn’t have a carpool lane….
Dave Walton IV: Does a pet qualify? What if you’re chauffering the pet for his event?