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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 244 — 08-23-22

It was amateur night at a Chase Bank where a determined thief tried to break open an ATM, a father’s skepticism undid a daughter’s try to claim she’d been kidnapped and the goons demanded he cough up thousands or she may never be seen alive again, he burnt down his home and then ran to his mommy’s ho…