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MURDERS, MAYHEM & MALFEASANCE 

Issue No. 340 - 01-05-23

▀ A New Orleans man delivering gumbo on Christmas Day to a friend leaped into cape crusader mode when his unattended SUV was being carjacked; he was witnessed tossing a tureen’s worth of to-go gumbo at his own car before wrestling the driver’s jacket while dangling from the sunroof. (The doorbell foo…